SMB Panto Casting

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Always had you down as more of widow twanky

I would love to get done up in drag so I'm open to it. Plus I'd get loads of time with the sex beast @Dave Herbal

Another role we have many posters vying for🤭
@The Albanian as The Big Bad Wolf as he is dead sexy and that
@LadyMuck as Little Red Riding Hood as she is dead sexy and that
@Typhoonftm as the axe man as he is dead sexy and that too
@becs As Goldilocks as she has yellow hair and that
The three bears need casting🤔
@Goat Eyes as baby bear
@Son of Stan as mammy bear
@foggy as daddy bear
@shepherd88 as the Gingerbread man
Maybe Clownshoe should be the pie man instead of Dandini?
Then @Gillythedilf could be Dandini
 
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I would love to get done up in drag so I'm open to it. Plus I'd get loads of time with the sex beast @Dave Herbal


Another role we have many posters vying for🤭
@The Albanian as The Big Bad Wolf as he is dead sexy and that
@LadyMuck as Little Red Riding Hood as she is dead sexy and that
@Typhoonftm as the axe man as he is dead sexy and that too
@becs As Goldilocks as she has yellow hair and that
The three bears need casting🤔
@Goat Eyes as baby bear
@Son of Stan as mammy bear
@foggy as daddy bear
@shepherd88 as the Gingerbread man
Maybe Clownshoe should be the pie man instead of Dandini?
Then @Gillythedilf could be Dandini

Very shrewd casting there.
 
I would love to get done up in drag so I'm open to it. Plus I'd get loads of time with the sex beast @Dave Herbal


Another role we have many posters vying for🤭
@The Albanian as The Big Bad Wolf as he is dead sexy and that
@LadyMuck as Little Red Riding Hood as she is dead sexy and that
@Typhoonftm as the axe man as he is dead sexy and that too
@becs As Goldilocks as she has yellow hair and that
The three bears need casting🤔
@Goat Eyes as baby bear
@Son of Stan as mammy bear
@foggy as daddy bear
@shepherd88 as the Gingerbread man
Maybe Clownshoe should be the pie man instead of Dandini?
Then @Gillythedilf could be Dandini
The boards very own Harvey Weinstein.
 
Mary did not have an immaculate conception.

The conception of Mary was Immaculate, through an ear or something iirc. So as to prepare her as the vessel for the son of God.

Looks like someone needs a lesson in the difference between aural sex and oral sex
 
I was an ugly sister in Cinderella when I was about 6 or 7 so I've got form.

We already have some ugly sisters.

You can slug (or slag) it out with them or maybe we could interest you in another role?

How would you feel about playing Scrooge?

I thought @Frijj would make a marvellous Tiny Tim
 
We already have some ugly sisters.

You can slug (or slag) it out with them or maybe we could interest you in another role?

How would you feel about playing Scrooge?

I thought @Frijj would make a marvellous Tiny Tim

I’d have to act pretty well although I am a miserable fuck I’m not tight fisted.
 
Think this is your best post

Why can't I quote @Goateye's non post? Removed some brackets to paste this...

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Think this is your best post

Why can't I quote @Goateye's non post? Removed some brackets to paste this...

QUOTE="Goat Eyes, post: 30766449, member: 30705"]

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I couldn't quote his post either 🤔
 
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@Goat Eyes ' recent miraculous abilities at becoming invisible have prompted me to change his role from Baby Bear to The Ghost of Christmas Present

So need to cast Baby Bear and the ghosts of Christmas past and future
 
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