SMB Panto Casting

[Deleted member 40035]

@oROSSo is the Beanstalk.

Oh no he isn't.

 

[CatRyan]

I take it you haven’t been on the RuPaul thread then?

We had a conversation on it you ****

Oh no he isn't.

Fuck off and get out

 

[Latka Gravas]

@Nuggsy as the child catcher

Ffs

 

[Dave Herbal]

We had a conversation on it you ****

Fuck off and get out

Actually I reckon I could do it quite well.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Actually I reckon I could do it quite well.

You would look great with your moustache.

 

[CatRyan]

Actually I reckon I could do it quite well.

I do too. Honestly not being twisty

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I do too. Honestly not being twisty

I didn't know there was an eighth dwarf.

 

[CatRyan]

I didn't know there was an eighth dwarf.

There isn't enough time in the world to talk about what you don't know.

 

[look out piano]

We had a conversation on it you ****

Fuck off and get out

 

[Lukas73]

Our finances can be buttons....

 

[waddy999]

I've got as far as:
@mux for Buttons
@minkeytinkle for Grumpy
@Cow For Little Bo Pog (has lost her dog)
@CatRyan for ugly sister (it is where the comedy is)
@alexander for Aladdin (as he usually has)

Funny you should start this thread
Cat because having written several pantomimes in my time, I thought yesterday about writing a SMB panto for you lot. My last panto starred Bobby Kerr as Baron Bobby in Cinderella featuring Gary Bennett at the Copt Hill pub and we raised over £4,000 for Grace House. Happy days!

 

[Daffy]

@Barboza dh9 & @davoak
The ugly sisters

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Any proposals for the star in Richard Whittington?

 

[black cat in france]

Have you found a Prince Charming yet Cat?

 

[Teed]

Fuck off and get out

Which pantomime character said that?

 

[JohnSmithUK]

@Roger - The Baron

 

[CatRyan]

@Barboza dh9 & @davoak
The ugly sisters

Right fine

I had me down for one of them but last night they were calling me Puss in Boots in the pub so I will take that part.

Any proposals for the star in Richard Whittington?

I'll be puss in boots but as yet no Dick

Have you found a Prince Charming yet Cat?

@HellsBells I believe has that part

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Right fine

I had me down for one of them but last night they were calling me Piss in Boots in the pub so I will take that part.

Now, that IS a little kinky but I'm sure you can do better and worse...

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Right fine

I had me down for one of them but last night they were calling me Puss in Boots in the pub so I will take that part.

I'll be pussy n boobs but as yet no Dick




@HellsBells I believe has that part

Always had you down as more of widow twanky

 

[SPUFF]

@kildaremackem
Pinocchio.