Small things that annoy you



Covid face masks blowing about in the wind, stuck in hedges, strewn in car parks, scattered on beaches, sprinkled in lay-bys, tumbling down hillsides, sprinkled in country lanes and floating in ditches in every single remotest corner of absolutely everywhere you go.

When I see one wrapped around a dog poo bag and hanging off a hedge that’s dangling over a dry stone wall next to a lake on an island off the coast of the remotest corner of the U.K. I shall know that the punchline of Gods last joke on humanity has been the total letdown that I always anticipated it would be.
 

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