Simon Cowell Breaks his back

[joemcdokes]

Just heard he went to pop a wheelie, a lad at work did the same and totally smashed his knee in, after being flung off.

 

[Deleted member 4700]

He needs a back brace, or pull his pants up really high. Hold on....

 

[The Hesford Diet]

He kept it very quiet about his son, mind. What was his name again?

 

[KeefBeer]

What’s the betting that Sinita was lurking somewhere in the perfectly manicured bushes?

I imagine Sinita has her own perfectly manicured bush.