Sharapova

[Sunderland]

Apparently the drug she took was only made illegal on 1st Jan 2016 and she didn't realise it was no longer legal.

You would have thought she would have been sent a list of new banned substances and checked like.

 

[nelford_safc]

Hopefully a meltdown and lesbian sex tape leak imminent.

Tidied.

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

Odds on this substance is also found in performance enhancers, just so happens it's also in the medicine she's been taking anarl.

 

[genericus]

Odds on this substance is also found in performance enhancers, just so happens it's also in the medicine she's been taking anarl.

to play devils advocate, in certain sports even innocuous items like Vapour rub is considered a banned substance

 

[Lambchops]

I'd buck her

 

[METZ]

to play devils advocate, in certain sports even innocuous items like Vapour rub is considered a banned substance

There was that British skiier who used some Vicks inhaler or something (the North American version) to treat a cold which contained a banned substance whereas the European one didn't. Cost him a Winter Olympics medal if I remember rightly.

 

[minkey]

Not one pic!!!!!!!!!

 

[muggboots]

How do you make a hormone?

Marry it?

 

[LondonMackem]

Apparently sniffed a couple of lines at a recent party.

 

[genericus]

How do you make a hormone?

Recite some of @tunstall birdman poetry at her

 

[Phil_Harmonic]

She'd give you the back-hand.

Again?

 

[genericus]

Apparently sniffed a couple of lines at a recent party.

Thats nowt, i'd sniff her shite.

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

You just have to wonder when her official Steak & B J day is like.

 

[LondonMackem]

Thats nowt, i'd sniff her shite.

Fortunately not failing a drugs test afterwards too. Win win.

 

[Brexit]

I bet her klopper tastes amazing even after 3 sets.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Recite some of @tunstall birdman poetry at her

I stuck it up her
There were moans and groans
I bairned her up nicely
And doubled her Hormones

 

[genericus]

Fortunately not failing a drugs test afterwards too. Win win.

i'd post a hipster like thread afterwards being vague and dismissive and therefore fail a spug test.

 

[LondonMackem]

i'd post a hipster like thread afterwards being vague and dismissive and therefore fail a spug test.

If you don't hate everyone and everything then you fail that test marra

 

[genericus]

I stuck it up her
There were moans and groans
I bairned her up nicely
And doubled her Hormones

now im moaning

 

[tunstall birdman]

now im moaning