Salt Pots

[The Legendary Tongue]

Twinned with Marley Potts

 

[KeefBeer]

getting asalted in this thread now like

typical bloody anglo saxans

Andy this post will have our old English teacher at Mortimer spinning in his grave.
What has 35 years in the Dominions done to you mate?

 

[andysfootball]

Andy this post will have our old English teacher at Mortimer spinning in his grave.
What has 35 years in the Dominions done to you mate?

hope they buried the fucker with his cane

i think he had quite an affection for my right hand

 

[muggboots]

getting asalted in this thread now like

typical bloody anglo saxans

That deserves a like mate, even for just your salt brand know how.

 

[KeefBeer]

hope they buried the fucker with his cane

i think he had quite an affection for my right hand

Your thinking of Charlton he gave me 6 three times over two days.
I'm thinking of Mr Tynemouth, remember he had a heart attack in the bogs after the teacher v pupils football match

 

[Billericay Dichio]

Is this supposed to read like a poem?

Haiku written by someone who can't count?

 

[andysfootball]

happened again this morning

Spoils the bloody holiday really.

Your thinking of Charlton he gave me 6 three times over two days.
I'm thinking of Mr Tynemouth, remember he had a heart attack in the bogs after the teacher v pupils football match

i went around to see him at his house sunderland road after the heart attack

bastard still give me a grade 2 in english literature

unbelievably i got a grade 1 in english language

but 30 years of living in the colonies takes it out of you

probably all the gin and tonics

 

[Yankee Mackem]

happened again this morning

Spoils the bloody holiday really.


i went around to see him at his house sunderland road after the heart attack

bastard still give me a grade 2 in english literature

unbelievably i got a grade 1 in english language

but 30 years of living in the colonies takes it out of you

probably all the gin and tonics

The line spacing of that comes across as a very melancholic poem.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Is this supposed to read like a poem?

Reading it again it he does sound like third rate beatnik.

 

[MackneyHackem]

I have a female friend who frequents wetherspoons, scruffy cow

Chopped that down for you mate.