Salt Pots

[andysfootball]

always seams to happen to me

but when i dine out

i always have trouble getting the salt out of the pot

it's never a problem with the pepper

sometimes i have to raid 5 or 6 other tables

before i find a shake-able salt pot

this really makes me sceptical about finding a cure for baldness

and driverless cars that work

 

[muggboots]

That's just normal mate. You should really worry more about your command of the English written word.

 

[ilovehorswill]

That's just normal mate. You should really worry more about your command of the English written word.

Ironically it's very shaky

 

[andysfootball]

Ironically it's very shaky

no need to rub salt in me wounds!

 

[Cheesy Feet]

Nandos is murder for it..the holes in the salt cellars don't look big enough for a grain of salt to come out of anyway.

 

[Hyltonian]

no need to rub salt in me wounds!

Just take it as a condiment mate.

 

[ilovehorswill]

Just take it as a condiment mate.

I wouldn't take it as an insalt

 

[Slow joe]

always seams to happen to me

but when i dine out

i always have trouble getting the salt out of the pot

it's never a problem with the pepper

sometimes i have to raid 5 or 6 other tables

before i find a shake-able salt pot

this really makes me sceptical about finding a cure for baldness

and driverless cars that work

You really need to shake these concerns off mate.

 

[xmfd]

Is this supposed to read like a poem?

 

[the boot]

A complete lack of seasoning behind this thread.

 

[MattyM 09/109]

people need to learn to stick a little rice in the salt celler to stop it getting damp and clumping or use proper grinding mills. (or a salt pig)

get a wig.

a £2k second or third hand japenese hatchback will leave you between £73k and £148k from the cheapest self driving cars which you can use to pay uber drivers to take you anywhere you want to go beyond shop runs etc.

 

[SandDancer]

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[Harry Angstrom]

That's just normal mate. You should really worry more about your command of the English written word.

Is it peppered with errors?

 

[Boy]

Cellars remorse.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

I have a female friend who has a habit of pouring vinegar in the salt pots when in a wetherspoons, scruffy cow

 

[Keawyeds]

always seams to happen to me

but when i dine out

i always have trouble getting the salt out of the pot

it's never a problem with the pepper

sometimes i have to raid 5 or 6 other tables

before i find a shake-able salt pot

this really makes me sceptical about finding a cure for baldness

and driverless cars that work

Is that some kind of beat poem?

I have a female friend who has a habit of pouring vinegar in the salt pots when in a wetherspoons, scruffy cow

There's a lot of things wrong with that sentence.

 

[niknak_123]

I have a female friend who has a habit of pouring vinegar in the salt pots when in a wetherspoons, scruffy cow

The other way around, salt into vinegar would surely be a time saving opportunity, adding salt and vinegar at the same time. Sure that was a Viz top tip years ago

 

[Hair Flick]

Is that some kind of beat poem?

Pollution
All around
Sometimes up
And sometimes down
But always around.
Pollution, are you coming to my town?
Or am I coming to yours?
We're on different buses, pollution
But we're both using petrol
Bombs.

 

[andysfootball]

getting asalted in this thread now like

typical bloody anglo saxans

 

[Marcosplace]

I have a female friend who has a habit of pouring vinegar in the salt pots when in a wetherspoons, scruffy cow

The Saltgrass too?