Royal Wedding

[Super Colin Todd]

What if we're in it (the footy not the wedding)?

Different story then!

Two fantastic occasions which help make Britain great. The eyes of the world will be on this. Now stop pretending to be @royal8er and try being proud to be a little Englander.

Errrrr......No!

 

[Maximus]

Different story then!



Errrrr......No!

You luv it man. Union Jack waistcoat and a picture of @squashjoe ’s wheels the lot

 

[Big Duke Six]

Will his bairns be gingers?

 

[becs]

Will his bairns be gingers?

They will if they have two copies of a recessive allele on chromosome 16 which produces an altered version of the MC1R protien.

 

[Quench]

Shouldn’t the wedding be on a Friday so we can have a day off

 

[Ale taster]

They will if they have two copies of a recessive allele on chromosome 16 which produces an altered version of the MC1R protien.

Jesus, a consultant in clinical genetics !
Much more interesting than a mag

 

[KarenDent]

I reckon she is absolute filth her mind.

Have a like Meg.

Sick of these "Meg threads "

 

[Twisted]

Get in, think I'll apply for the Queens seat.

phase 3?

 

[JAZMAN2]

Wonder what odds you can get on
Harry scoring first or the winning team in the FA Cup Final

 

[myleftfoot1978]

Why the feck would anyone want to watch a wedding? You go to weddings to get rat arsed and dance with your tie on your head not to watch

 

[toosb]

Just read that Prince Harry has booked his wedding the same day as the FA Cup Final. Absolutely crazy if you ask me.

1: He's going to miss the game
2: London will be packed to the rafters already with Fooball Fans (I know even though its in Windsor)
3: Who the hell is going to present the cup if they're all at the wedding?

London will be packed to the rafters?

Aye should have chosen a weekend when it's quiet in London.

For his wedding in Windsor.....

 

[JohnKay]

Why the feck would anyone want to watch a wedding? You go to weddings to get rat arsed and dance with your tie on your head not to watch

This, it's a footy forum mainly populated by blokes. Weddings are a pain in the arse, even when it's family and best mates. Why the fuck would a grown man give a shit about some posh fuckers wedding, a person who you will never have a single thing to do with directly ?

London will be packed to the rafters?

Aye should have chosen a weekend when it's quiet in London.

For his wedding in Windsor.....

Canny point that toosb mind.

Serious questions for anyone here, is the lass duffed up ?
Only ask because this seems to have been pushed through really quickly, I should probably know the answer but the Royals do nowt for me, soz Queenie.

 

[KNGHTHOOD]

Will his bairns be gingers?

I want to know if James Hewitt will be invited. He was a very good friend of his mam's.

 

[The Warehouseman]

Shouldn’t the wedding be on a Friday so we can have a day off

Mrs May has already said no public holiday so a Friday wedding wouldn't make any difference, you still don't get the day off.

 

[becs]

Mrs May has already said no public holiday

What a fun sponge she is

 

[Horace Cope]

I’d have time for a quick fumble with that Zara Phillips bird too.

She could eat an apple through a letterbox

 

[Deleted User 11453]

She could eat an apple through a letterbox

Keep it in the family.

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[FootballFan]

That is a complete fuck up. Date needs changing now, the cheek of these royals to even try it on.

 

[tynevalleyblackcat]

Probably get Phillip to give the cup away to stop him saying anything racist at the wedding.

The FA will probably auction the right to hand over the trophy. They have tried to make money out of everything else and done their best to ruin what was a great competition and an English tradition, so why not?

Can we start the bidding at £1 million?

 

[girojim]

They will if they have two copies of a recessive allele on chromosome 16 which produces an altered version of the MC1R protien.

Alright @Frijj