Ritchie Smallwood

[KNGHTHOOD]

I'll let you in on a secret, I'm not really a painter

Too right you're not, ruined the carpet. Asked you to paint the porch, came back three hours later and said its not a Porshe it's a Bently.

 

[Mary Hinge]

Make of it what you will lads, I just heard it in the pub where his parents and him drink. He was last in on Christmas day

Canny....nuther drinker when wa daeing dry January....

Do you do gloss work or emulsion forst?

 

[BumbleBee]

I'll let you in on a secret, I'm not really a painter

You're a hitman and paint walls?

 

[Deleted member 12618]

I'll let you in on a secret, I'm not really a painter

So you have the painter and decorators in?

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

 

[horselover]

Whee?

Ritchie Smallwood

 

[Deleted member 12618]

I'm from the same home town as him and know his family. Hes waiting for a phone call from either Sunderland or Portsmouth apparently

In one sentence you stated 3 different things and with your reserve squad status I don’t believe any on them. Nice try now where’s that rock you crawled out of?

 

[Mantobar]

Let's gloss over the op

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

In one sentence you stated 3 different things and with your reserve squad status I don’t believe any on them. Nice try now where’s that rock you crawled out of?

He/she/it has more likely crawled out of a greggs pasty.

 

[i am will]

If ya surname is Smallwood you wouldn't call ya kid Richard would ya ? I mean haway.

 

[OnienRoll]

Didn't he plant the trees at the AOL?

 

[sad_ken]

I'm from Redcar/Dormanstown, he's from Redcar/Dormanstown

 

[Mickdundee]

Another defensive midfielder? He’s played more than 200 Championship games according to Transfermarkt so might be decent at this level.

 

[biilymack]

Apparently very good in league one for Rotherham and Blackburn but not played a lot for either when in the championship.

 

[seggaman]

Another defensive midfielder? He’s played more than 200 Championship games according to Transfermarkt so might be decent at this level.

This Blackburn man must surely know his time at the club is coming to an end

This article is part of Football League World's 'Player View' series, this content strand is where we put ourselves in the shoes of a given player and offer an opinion-based outlook on the situation at hand…Saturday 5th May 2018.

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[Cockney Mackem]

Terrible, emasculating surname.

Lucky for him they call him Ritchie and not Dick

 

[worcestermakem]

I'll let you in on a secret, I'm not really a painter

Calling yourself 'The Painter' is a bit abstract then.

 

[thecloughywobble]

Calling yourself 'The Painter' is a bit abstract then.

He obviously wanted to try & create an impression....

 

[SGF]

I'm from Redcar/Dormanstown, he's from Redcar/Dormanstown

This deserved a better response than you got mate

 

[Football Dinosaur]

Sound like a shit midget porn star