Too right you're not, ruined the carpet. Asked you to paint the porch, came back three hours later and said its not a Porshe it's a Bently.I'll let you in on a secret, I'm not really a painter
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Too right you're not, ruined the carpet. Asked you to paint the porch, came back three hours later and said its not a Porshe it's a Bently.I'll let you in on a secret, I'm not really a painter
Make of it what you will lads, I just heard it in the pub where his parents and him drink. He was last in on Christmas day
You're a hitman and paint walls?I'll let you in on a secret, I'm not really a painter
So you have the painter and decorators in?I'll let you in on a secret, I'm not really a painter
Ritchie SmallwoodWhee?
In one sentence you stated 3 different things and with your reserve squad status I don’t believe any on them. Nice try now where’s that rock you crawled out of?I'm from the same home town as him and know his family. Hes waiting for a phone call from either Sunderland or Portsmouth apparently
He/she/it has more likely crawled out of a greggs pasty.In one sentence you stated 3 different things and with your reserve squad status I don’t believe any on them. Nice try now where’s that rock you crawled out of?
Another defensive midfielder? He’s played more than 200 Championship games according to Transfermarkt so might be decent at this level.
Terrible, emasculating surname.
Calling yourself 'The Painter' is a bit abstract then.I'll let you in on a secret, I'm not really a painter
He obviously wanted to try & create an impression....Calling yourself 'The Painter' is a bit abstract then.
I'm from Redcar/Dormanstown, he's from Redcar/Dormanstown