Right. Own up. Dirty bastards. Who dunnit

[monkeytassle]

We have a non permit road runs adjacent to mine in a nice leafy area. It's absolutely covered in pop bottles filled with piss. I assume it's uber drivers bit not sure. Who does this here? Pisses in a bottle and hurls it our of the window?

 

[buster]

European HGV drivers , look at the state of the lay by heading west on the A1231.

A health hazard , stopped us having our regular dogging sessions there.

 

[The Albanian]

Probably black cab drivers. Started noticing recently how little manners they have.

when you spend your days racially abusing minorities, dumping bottles of piss doesn’t seem a stretch.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

European HGV drivers , look at the state of the lay by heading west on the A1231.

A health hazard , stopped us having our regular dogging sessions there.

Wondered where you'd been marra.

 

[buster]

Wondered where you'd been marra.

your lass has still been flashing her lights , so to speak

 

[Butcher's Coat]

your lass has still been flashing her lights , so to speak

Aye, wondered why the steering wheel had chunks out of it.

 

[AndrewP]

We have a non permit road runs adjacent to mine in a nice leafy area. It's absolutely covered in pop bottles filled with piss. I assume it's uber drivers bit not sure. Who does this here? Pisses in a bottle and hurls it our of the window?

Only on your lawn.

 

[Deleted member 2014]

It'll have been Coventry fans.

 

[peasmarshmakem]

It's all down to no footy...no need for lucky piss at 15.02 match day

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

Probably Stewart Donald, David Moyes or Ellis Short.

 

[becs]

It wasn't me.

 

[Space Hopper]

A cop was caught peeing in public while on duty today.

The police commissioner spoke on behalf of the K9, and even called him a good boy.

 

[James]

It will the mags no doubt.

 

[peachy]

We have a non permit road runs adjacent to mine in a nice leafy area. It's absolutely covered in pop bottles filled with piss. I assume it's uber drivers bit not sure. Who does this here? Pisses in a bottle and hurls it our of the window?

Public conveniences closed? Because of austerity?
Shops and cafes closed because of lockdown?
So nowhere to go but a bottle? Could keep it till they got home though.

 

[Chesterladmackem]

European HGV drivers , look at the state of the lay by heading west on the A1231.

A health hazard , stopped us having our regular dogging sessions there.

we have a quiet road round the top of our small estate, loads of lorries park up overnight, and guess what, loads of pop bottles filled with yelow liquid lying around.

 

[Man About Town]

Ooh look at me I live in a nice leafy private area, pathetic.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Ooh look at me I live in a nice leafy pissy area, pathetic.

Tidied/messied

 

[hefty em]

Public conveniences closed? Because of austerity?
Shops and cafes closed because of lockdown?
So nowhere to go but a bottle? Could keep it till they got home though.

Read that in a fast show voice. Enjoyed.

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[daveydavey]

Ooh look at me I live in a nice leafy private area, pathetic.

This is what it comes down to

 

[max wartbug]

Get one of those covert camera things you tie to a tree, off Amazon for c£30, and film them and then pass the footage to the fly tipping bloke in the council. ( don't use it for any other nefarious purpose though )