Reversed into a lamppost earlier

Discussion in 'SMB' started by wakey wakey, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. :lol:

  2. wash

    wash Midfield

    There I was standing in the high street minding my own business shinning a torch down at the ground when this car reverses into me and drives off without stopping.
    What should I do, report it to the council or what.
    Think the driver must have thought I was a lamppot.
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  3. marsey

    marsey Winger

  4. A barmpot definitely
  5. George Kaplan

    George Kaplan Winger

    There I was parked in the high street minding my own business when some fucker shining a torch down at the ground walks into the car just before I drove off. He looked at me funny as it I'd done something wrong but I just made the wanker sign at him in the rear view mirror and went on my way.

    I've reported him to the authorities.
  6. Lot of it about
  7. George Kaplan

    George Kaplan Winger

    What? Bastard mods ruining jokes by merging threads? OK.
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  8. :lol::lol:
  9. Did he hit a pothole with a cement filled hessian sack wedged in it by any chance?
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  10. wash

    wash Midfield

    That's what I was looking for
  11. Mackem DJ

    Mackem DJ Striker

    They are making driving tests harder and harder yet the standard of driving is going down the pan.

    I think it’s possibly to do with people having a more carefree and less materialistic outlook not to mention the fact people seem to generally have less respect for other people than they did years ago. :rolleyes:
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  12. wisemensaysteve

    wisemensaysteve Central Defender

    it's still your fault
  13. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Has the OP reported it yet? Only a couple of hours left to comply with RTA, someone on D wing could soon be getting a new prison wife
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  14. dom

    dom Striker

    Report it to the Council, they’ll make light work of it!
  15. Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump Central Defender

  16. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

    I reversed a lorry into a telegraph pole just outside Coxhoe once and drove off leaving it at a rather jaunty angle.
  17. Or Lamposts
  18. KGC83

    KGC83 Striker

    Wouldn’t be reporting it to the insurance company.
  19. jamieboy

    jamieboy Midfield

    you should report ya self for being a shit drive ya fukin woman
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