Discussion in 'SMB' started by wakey wakey, Feb 12, 2018.
on a busy high street shall I report it or not ?
Yes. Your husband will want to know.
Got to be easier than confessing on here
Wakey wakey seems a rather apt username in this instance yes ?
as does look out lamp post
Just cock your leg.
How is the lamppost?
If you damaged the lamp post yes, the council will claim the cost of repairs off your insurance.
Go and chop down said lamppost, just in case.
Did you skid over a pot hole containing a hessian bag full of cement?
Is this one of them alter ego thread things?
You ok pm me Hun x
The question is , we’re you in a car or did you just walk backwards into the lamppost?
Yes. If it’s damaged, it may be weakened and eventually fall down, potentially injuring or killing somebody. At least if you report it, it can be checked out.
I was leaning on a lamppost at the corner of our street
When Wakey Wakey came by
Oh my oh my
the daft twat has only gone and reversed into it
couldn't help but sing along
ffs gaz... can I tell the story about you leaving the car at the petrol station, casually walking home with the paper , looking out the window the NEXT morning thinking your car had been nicked
Turned out nice again hee hee
It’s terrible, one minute there is nothing there and then, all of a sudden, a bloody great lampost has grown right behind you.
Checked the post out on way home and it’s fine it wasn’t my fault Someone parked on double yellows on a side street then a car come down as I was turning so I had to reverse back out the junction this wanker van driver instead of just letting me out speeded up towards me stopped really close and started going Nuts so I had to reverse back a bit like a 3 point turn as he was so close to make the turn in the road and I never seen the island in middle of road prob because of the stress it the wanker van driver
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