How did you react when his burner account was revealed which he used to slag off the club and our supporters?
If Regis le Bris was to join this forum under the pseudonym 'Reg the Birth' waltzing in like he owns the place.
We've been here since the Roker Park days mate, we've endured the rain-soaked terraces, the lukewarm pies, and the inexplicable fascination with Kevin Ball's nose plaster. And what does Reg the Birth bring to the table? Probably a spreadsheet analyzing expected goals.
He's probably never even tasted a proper stottie. Bet he thinks it's some fancy French pastry. 'Ah, mon ami, would you care for a stottie with your champagne?'
And look at his profile picture— Paulo DiCanio eating a magpie.
I can't take it, I'm writing a scathing reply. 'Dear Reg the Birth, kindly exit the forum and take your organic garlic with you.'
Regis le Bris, the tactical genius, moonlighting as 'Reg the Birth.' His first post: 'Formation advice needed for my U-6 team.” And when he reveals himself, we'll all gasp. 'Regis, you're Reg the Birth?' And he'll reply, 'Yes, my children. I've been analyzing dog bathing techniques and corner kick strategies simultaneously.'"
I should reply. 'Oi Reg the Birth, welcome to the forum. We hope you enjoy our discussions on VAR, the recent manager hunt and the existential crisis of being a Sunderland fan. But remember, we've been here since the days of Bobby Kerr’s mustache. Respect the stottie.'
And sign off with our signature line: 'Yours in eternal disappointment, the SMB’
