Recommend me something pointless to buy

[Frijj]

The taxi from Fake Taxi

 

[Thackeray]

One of those gas kitchen lighter/burner things for finishing off the tops of creme brullees.

And then never ever make a creme brullee.

Shelve alongside pasta machine.

 

[longtimelurker]

A tortoise. Canny expensive now for what they are.

Make a canny ashtray out of it anarl of you get pissed off with how slow it is.

 

[max wartbug]

toastie maker
Pifco Teasmade

 

[cosmicchris00]

Have got one

It's canny

Some fluffy dice

A map for your wife

Anal beads

 

[MEEKLANGLEYFTM]

Jack Rodwell

 

[Ricci's Special Kebabs]

Cock ring.

 

[scraff]

I was eyeing this up today.

https://buy.garmin.com/en-GB/GB/p/160512

f***ing hell I saw this thread and I was just about to suggest one of these, I wish I could afford one they look superb featurewise

 

[mcq10]

Fleshlight

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

A gadget or something

A blow up doll

 

[FIVE]

A gadget or something

A clitoral stimulator.......youll never need it

 

[Mick Dundee]

I bought one of these last week
https://www.klarstein.co.uk/Home-ap...s-Steel.html?listtype=search&searchparam=Skal

Since you don't home brew you'll need to buy some commercial kegs for it too:
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-...DyG7dKQKzVoS127QMUNhkaAi6r8P8HAQ&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

[safc1981]

http://coopercooler.com/

 

[waddy999]

A Victorian gold sovereign ...just to have in your pocket and occasionally look at it smugly.

 

[Effrafax]

http://coopercooler.com/

buying one

 

[Fetch Fletch]

A jonjo Shelvey wig

 

[Berghain]

Raffle ticket for someone infant trainers.

 

[MackemBob]

A gadget or something

Pineapple Corer. You never know when you'll need more spikeless pineapple.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/?iid=162128029684&&&adgroupid=44594567914&rlsatarget=pla-364032859877&abcId=1088856&adtype=pla&merchantid=113798892&poi=&googleloc=9046760&device=m&campaignid=805978797&crdt=0&ul_ref=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-134428-41853-0%2F2%3Fmpre%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.co.uk%252Fitm%252Flike%252F162128029684%253Fchn%253Dps%26itemid%3D162128029684%26targetid%3D364032859877%26device%3Dm%26adtype%3Dpla%26googleloc%3D9046760%26poi%3D%26campaignid%3D805978797%26adgroupid%3D44594567914%26rlsatarget%3Dpla-364032859877%26abcId%3D1088856%26merchantid%3D113798892%26gclid%3DCJStntaCvtMCFfUV0wodn_MHEQ%26srcrot%3D710-134428-41853-0%26rvr_id%3D1205953173362&chn=ps

 

[hefty em]

Google home mate. I've got it turning me lights/telly/dodgy sat box on and playing music/radio on voice command. It'll dee your heating and that with hive or similar anarl, and answer daft questions.

Love the little bastard now.

 

[peachy]

A ball.