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Recommend me a funny film.

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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:
Schindler's List is actually funnier than that like.
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:lol:

This thread has to be GOLD :-D

Driving Miss Daisy

Golf fanatic Tiger Woods is knocked unconscious in a car accident and awakes to find he is actually a chauffeur with a granny sex fetish.

(May contain scenes of serious alimony payment)
 

Cocktrail

Tom Cruise is so short and so well-hung that his knob drags along the floor. To great comic effect he uses this to make a living in the Caribbean, making sandcastles on the beach with penis shaped towers.
 
Pon Da Waterfont

Spliff toting hippie Marlon Brandy loiters by the Tyne in Byker communicating in Patois-infused text speak, whilst heroin addict crack whore Bobby Shinton jealously gesticulates rudely at the people across the river in Gods Country.
 
Avatart

Sigourney Weaver's out to fuck every big blue alien she can.
 
The Dark Shite

One too many pints of the black stuff for Batman on St.Patricks day, and boy does he pay for it the next day.
 
The Silence of the Lambs

A tragi-comedy following the lives of former England cricketer Allan Lamb and his family after they are extraordinarily all afflicted by muteness. The madness continues when Allan realises he only knows sign language in Afrikaans.
 
JohnnyWheeltrim said:
The Dark Shite

One too many pints of the black stuff for Batman on St.Patricks day, and boy does he pay for it the next day.
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Bong! Repetition, post 157 ;-)

Acropolis Now

Coppola's epic depicting how far the Americans lost their way in Vietnam in which Martin Sheen's gunboat and Robert Duvall's air cavalry start to really fuck up the tourists in Athens.
 
CollingwoodFTM said:
Body Form - The story of England's Ashes tour down under, where the Aussies suffer from severe PMT.
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TV Miniseries not a film but I like what you did there :-D

Ricky

Pat Butcher's gormless son is accidentally requested to box fifteen rounds with the heavyweight champion of the world. Hilarity ensues as he is pounded into a quivering broken pulp and may never fully recover.
 
Roadhouse: The late, great Patrick Swayze goes on a caravan holiday, with hilarious consequences.
 
Bob Marley And Me

Controversial race comedy about a middle class couple who adopt a cute Rastafarian child, only to be driven to distraction by his dope-smoking antics, fomenting Jamaican politics and hugely successful music career and world tours. They finally come to get on well with him when tragedy strikes in the form of a seemingly innocuous foot injury...
 
American Pythagoras

Jim, Chris, Kev and Finch vow to lose their virginity before prom night is over. They each try a new approach but who will have the right angle?
 
Carry on Streaming

Hilarity ensues as the Carry on gang are given the green light to show footie games on the internet
 
Steal Magnolias

Modern day Fagin (Sally Field) and her kleptomaniacal coven run amok in B&Q.
 
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Full Metal Jacky

Stanley Kubrick's seminal exploration into the dehumanising US war machine. Inexplicably starring a cyborg Jacky Collins, and Burt Kwouk as the Viet Cong sexpot with buns that just won't quit.
 
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