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Recommend me a funny film.

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Looking For Derek

Derek, a gameshow fanatic postman whose life is descending in to crisis receives some life coaching from the famously philosophical Derek Batey from Mr and Mrs.
 

Falling Downhill

Michael Douglas gets laid off from Nissan and has to battle his way through Hylton Castle to his maisonette in Downhill.
 
Saw Dorff

Stephen Dorff stars in this overdue conclusion to the horror porn franchise.
 
not spavin said:
James Cameron's sequel to Ridley Scott's claustrophobic space thriller. A contact from the colonised F-565 planet mysteriously stop, so the Space Marines are dispatched to investigate. What they find is truly horrifying.

ROLL OVER FOR SPOILER: A fuck load of people called Alan, basically.
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I, Robert

Another superb, edgy De Niro performance, playing De Niro edgily playing the edgy lead character/android/dishwasher/whatever.
 
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, His Aunt, Her Shoes, Their Cobbler His Mam, Her Brother, The Window Cleaner, His Dog, the A36 and the feeling you sometimes get when you walk in a room and forget why you are there and Her Lover

"Rweally rwarther confwusing" Jonathon Ross

"Which one's he now? Is he the baddy? Oh, who's she? Is she the one who's married to the black one? Is the black one the baddy?" A Woman
 
Gok, Wok and Two Smoking Burrells

Guy Ritchie directs this fast paced cookery programme as effeminate fashion icon Gok Wan creates his favourite dishes from the far east and is joined former royal butler Paul Burrell and his wife who discuss their favourite cigarette brand - woodbines.
 
Drainman

Groundbreaking performance by Dustin Hofmman was a Idiot savant who likes nowt better than being up the eyes in shite whilst memorising pii
 
Who Killed Roger's Router??

A bunch of cartoonish freaks get upset, when their only remaining escape from reality keeps going too slow.
 
The Sound of Moo Sick

Julie Andrews + cow vomit = Oscars galore!

Can't Stop the Moo Sick

In this belated follow up, the Village People, dressed as nuns, discover that the cows can't be prevented from throwing up by any means they try.
 
Bob Fleming said:
Gok, Wok and Two Smoking Burrells

Guy Ritchie directs this fast paced cookery programme as effeminate fashion icon Gok Wan creates his favourite dishes from the far east and is joined former royal butler Paul Burrell and his wife who discuss their favourite cigarette brand - woodbines.
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My loft foot

The story of Christy Brown, who was born with cerebral palsy. He learned to paint and write with his only controllable limb - a spare foot he keeps in the attic.
 
Broken Jarrow

A veteran SMB poster responsible for the catchphrase "Pissflaps" is in the wrong place at the wrong time at the 2006 World Cup, but the rough treatment he suffers at the hands of German police is nothing compared to the pisstaking he gets when he comes back to England...
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Broken Jarrow

A veteran SMB poster responsible for the catchphrase "Pissflaps" is in the wrong place at the wrong time at the 2006 World Cup, but the rough treatment he suffers at the hands of German police is nothing compared to the pisstaking he gets when he comes back to England...
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Monty Python's Life Of Jesus

Controversial satire of the life of Brian of Nazareth.
The blasphemous film has thinly-veiled references to the original, such as the birth of Jesus in a stable to the 'Virgin' Mary. He is said to perform conjuring tricks such as turning water into wine, and to heal lepers. He is then crucified, as in the original, but returns from the dead. Four of his friends then retell 'factual' stories in the 'Bible'.
 
Ruel Cunnings

Based on the true story of the First Jamacian bobsled team trying to make it to the winter olympics, coached by crafty winger Ruel Fox.
 
Terry & June-The Movie


I harrowing portrait of the how man can fall victim to lust and deviance as "JT"
takes June Whitfield up the wrong'un....

18 91mins
 
Harry Angstrom said:
The Seventh Seal is Bergman’s legendary film of a medieval knight’s game of chess with Death on his return from the Crusades, and addresses its audience with questions of what values humanity can live by in a time of apocalyptic threat.
From the early entrance of white faced Death, through to Jof’s vision of the silhouetted dance of death on the horizon it's a laugh a minute.
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Is that the one where he beats him at chess so death makes him play Twister ?

Best 2 out of 3..
 
Get Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Michael Caine in the cult electro-indie musical as a South London gangster who goes north to settle old scores in a grim town ruled over by the sinister Sheriff Fatman.
 
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