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Really minor annoyances

Big Jeff said:
People fron Houghton say they will get a telephone number from the “Director of Enquiries”

This is a historical anecdote and based on my experience of one lass from Houghton.

I accept it’s statistical validity may be somewhat suspect and open to challenge.
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Once is enough.
 

Harry Gates said:
Move somewhere civilised, my mate was born in Lanark and moved to Glasgow as a teen, me Mam used to nod and grin when he spoke.
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Neighbour is the person you work with.
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I went in to a fish and chip shop in the centre of Glasgow and asked for “one fish and chips please”

The lady behind the counter said in response “ggiinneeeareachreesharooomiytomiloodhmacinachtyglycchheeed”

I could have been in Soviet Russia or Mongolia. I literally could not understand a word she said.
 
Big Jeff said:
I went in to a fish and chip shop in the centre of Glasgow and asked for “one fish and chips please”

The lady behind the counter said in response “ggiinneeeareachreesharooomiytomiloodhmacinachtyglycchheeed”

I could have been in Soviet Russia or Mongolia. I literally could not understand a word she said.
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Wedgies.
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Being relatively healthy but suffering from hellish IBS to the point where the list of foods I can't have is substantially longer than the food I can have; while big fatties can cram as much food in their kite as they want with fuck all digestive consequences other than probably using half a bog roll every day.
 
Big Jeff said:
I went in to a fish and chip shop in the centre of Glasgow and asked for “one fish and chips please”

The lady behind the counter said in response “ggiinneeeareachreesharooomiytomiloodhmacinachtyglycchheeed”

I could have been in Soviet Russia or Mongolia. I literally could not understand a word she said.
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Oh stop being dramatic, it's obvious. She was just asking if you wanted salt and vinegar on your fish supper.
 
MackneyHackem said:
People not getting with the times and ordering CDs off the internet like a pure spenk.
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I sometimes order DVDs.

Went to watch Westworld season 3. It was 5 years ago we saw season 2, no idea what was going on. Options were to buy the whole lot from Google play for £20 or £30 a series. Subscribe to HBO, but only watching an episode a week with the wife, who usually falls asleep through anything half way through and it ends up being half an episode per week, it would cost a fortune to stay subscribed to the end.

Or get the DVD box set for less than £20 and watch them when we like.
 
DaveH said:
I sometimes order DVDs.

Went to watch Westworld season 3. It was 5 years ago we saw season 2, no idea what was going on. Options were to buy the whole lot from Google play for £20 or £30 a series. Subscribe to HBO, but only watching an episode a week with the wife, who usually falls asleep through anything half way through and it ends up being half an episode per week, it would cost a fortune to stay subscribed to the end.

Or get the DVD box set for less than £20 and watch them when we like.
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And then sell them on Ebay for £20.
 
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