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Really minor annoyances

Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan said:
A double today within 25 minutes. Visted Greggs then Home Bargains. Living the absolute dream.

Joined the end of a queue of six people, directly behing a young lass who spent all of the time waiting until she reached the counter on her phone. Then when asked what she wanted spent about 30 seconds deciding.

Into the Home of the bargains. Watched a women pick up a pack of wet/face wipes. She proceeded the peel off the section of the packet that the wipes come out of. She sticks her big nose into the packet and smells them. Then puts the packet back on the shelf and picked up an identical unopened pack to put in her basket.
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Scum. Subhuman scum.
 

Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan said:
A double today within 25 minutes. Visted Greggs then Home Bargains. Living the absolute dream.

Joined the end of a queue of six people, directly behing a young lass who spent all of the time waiting until she reached the counter on her phone. Then when asked what she wanted spent about 30 seconds deciding.

Into the Home of the bargains. Watched a women pick up a pack of wet/face wipes. She proceeded the peel off the section of the packet that the wipes come out of. She sticks her big nose into the packet and smells them. Then puts the packet back on the shelf and picked up an identical unopened pack to put in her basket.
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I hope you tutted VERY loudly in both cases!
 
Instruction books that start with phrases like "Our warmest congratulations on your purchase of .....".

Congratulations are for achievements, academic success, achieving a fitness goal, significant life events, changing job, something you will look back on. Not for clicking a couple of buttons on a web page and having an amazon delivery person drop something mundane like a hand blender at your doorstep. Perhaps a small "well done" is in order if you sat without cutting your losses or shouting, for over an hour in the limbo-of-life state that you end up in between paying your money and your number coming on on the great-screen-of-hope in Argos. But other than that, you have bought a low cost item from a shop, congratulations is just stupid.
 
Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan said:
A double today within 25 minutes. Visted Greggs then Home Bargains. Living the absolute dream.

Joined the end of a queue of six people, directly behing a young lass who spent all of the time waiting until she reached the counter on her phone. Then when asked what she wanted spent about 30 seconds deciding.

Into the Home of the bargains. Watched a women pick up a pack of wet/face wipes. She proceeded the peel off the section of the packet that the wipes come out of. She sticks her big nose into the packet and smells them. Then puts the packet back on the shelf and picked up an identical unopened pack to put in her basket.
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What is it with these *****? Who has that much to say on the phone to that many people that they have them stuck to their ears the entire time?
look out piano said:
When you snap the key off a corned beef tin whilst opening it.
Then you have to open it with a tin opener (but it doesn't come out) so you have to chop the shit out of it with a knife and make a right fuckinh mess.
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I would’ve chucked it in the bin after the key snapped off. Life’s too short for that shit.
 
DaveH said:
If you chill the can before opening, it comes out easier and cuts neater.
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I did :lol:
VenisonsMullet said:
What is it with these *****? Who has that much to say on the phone to that many people that they have them stuck to their ears the entire time?

I would’ve chucked it in the bin after the key snapped off. Life’s too short for that shit.
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I needed it for tea making my bairns favourite meal, wasn't going to happen :)
 
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VenisonsMullet said:
What is it with these *****? Who has that much to say on the phone to that many people that they have them stuck to their ears the entire time?

I would’ve chucked it in the bin after the key snapped off. Life’s too short for that shit.
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Some people must do it in public for a look-at-me

*I've arrived everyone*

Getting to a shop or on a bus and the first thing they do is get the phone on speaker

Usually opening line is "Where ya at?"
 
VenisonsMullet said:
What is it with these *****? Who has that much to say on the phone to that many people that they have them stuck to their ears the entire time?
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Once had to go to London for a works meeting and they paid for me to go First Class. I asked them to book me one of the single on their own seats and was really looking forward to sitting reading and relaxing on the train.

Had a complete spenk sitting opposite who must have rang every single person in his phone and had the same loud conversation saying he was on the train in First Class going to London and he was getting a Dominos pizza when he got to his hotel. Felt like ripping his phone out of his hand and tossing it out the window.
 
Becs said:
Once had to go to London for a works meeting and they paid for me to go First Class. I asked them to book me one of the single on their own seats and was really looking forward to sitting reading and relaxing on the train.

Had a complete spenk sitting opposite who must have rang every single person in his phone and had the same loud conversation saying he was on the train in First Class going to London and he was getting a Dominos pizza when he got to his hotel. Felt like ripping his phone out of his hand and tossing it out the window.
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My ex anger management counsellor would say that you need to make a positive out of a negative and then think, before actions.

So I did think.. and the annoying person was imagined in my mind turning into a Chicken leg, just like the hungry cartoon imaginary sequence..!!

Soon carted off again..!!
 
Becs said:
Once had to go to London for a works meeting and they paid for me to go First Class. I asked them to book me one of the single on their own seats and was really looking forward to sitting reading and relaxing on the train.

Had a complete spenk sitting opposite who must have rang every single person in his phone and had the same loud conversation saying he was on the train in First Class going to London and he was getting a Dominos pizza when he got to his hotel. Felt like ripping his phone out of his hand and tossing it out the window.
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People are the worst
 
Becs said:
Once had to go to London for a works meeting and they paid for me to go First Class. I asked them to book me one of the single on their own seats and was really looking forward to sitting reading and relaxing on the train.

Had a complete spenk sitting opposite who must have rang every single person in his phone and had the same loud conversation saying he was on the train in First Class going to London and he was getting a Dominos pizza when he got to his hotel. Felt like ripping his phone out of his hand and tossing it out the window.
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I don't think that would have been an appropriate response



A more appropriate response would be to throw him off the train


While you're going over a particularly high viaduct
 
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