Hawkings Boots
Striker
Why your body let's you sleep in positions that keen you in agony for days
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Really minor annoyances
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Pre packed buns with a coating of flour on the tops. Gans everywhere.
VenisonsMullet
Central Defender
The general public
People using erroneous apostrophes
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"Don't go all the way round the car park looking for a space, just park there. There! THERE! On the -"
*Looks at hands*
"Left. No, right. No left. Hurry up!"
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"This space is a bit tight. Look there's loads of spaces on the other side of the car park, you should have parked over there."
*Looks at hands*
"Left. No, right. No left. Hurry up!"
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"This space is a bit tight. Look there's loads of spaces on the other side of the car park, you should have parked over there."
monkeytassle
Striker
Getting into a shower and the standing water in the tray is icy cold.
Assuming no one has used them immediately before you, why do pedestrian crossings take so long to change?
You press the button and stand waiting for ages and eventually get sick of waiting so cross when there's a gap in the traffic. Then when you're a hundred yards down the road they stop the traffic and there's no one there to cross.
Complete waste of everyone's time.
You press the button and stand waiting for ages and eventually get sick of waiting so cross when there's a gap in the traffic. Then when you're a hundred yards down the road they stop the traffic and there's no one there to cross.
Complete waste of everyone's time.
Arse wipes who crawl at 15 in a 30 for 2 mile then proceed straight through a red and you have to stop. Grrrrrrrr
Boring Old Man
Full Back
Being gently pushed out of the way by randoms rather than someone excusing themselves and waiting for me to move or just walking around me.
It's blo0dy rude and a violation of personal space for those obvious and complete yobs who disagree!
It's blo0dy rude and a violation of personal space for those obvious and complete yobs who disagree!
marsey
Striker
Having to take your phone out of your pocket to see what the song/artist is when you hear one you like on the platform of your choice.
I did suggest to Spotify that it would be a handy feature to have the option of an automated voice telling you before each track; bastards didn't listen.
I did suggest to Spotify that it would be a handy feature to have the option of an automated voice telling you before each track; bastards didn't listen.
monkeytassle
Striker
I'd cancel it if it did that
Hand dryers with rubbish motion sensors that keep going off before your hands are dry.
There's currently a government backed research project looking into that:
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Wilfy
Striker
Just look at ya watch and it’ll tell ya.
Exile in Ayr
Midfield
There was one in Durham coming back from the match nearly met his maker but I just missed him as I swerved because I didn't have time to break. Middle aged guy on his phone in a world of his own he was, dressed in black and in the dark, has no idea how close he was to being wiped out.
