Random things which make you irrationally annoyed

[Professor Yaffle]

Audible message notifications on phones. Usually something wacky like a 1920s car horn. I would happily execute such people without a second thought. Also noisy eaters. Disgusting f***ing animal noises while I'm trying to eat FFS.

 

[tunstallhill]

People who say 'it would be rude not to'

 

[monkeytassle]

The pull cap thing you get on milk. When you rip it I could stamp on puppies.

 

[Tin Soldier]

Ant & Dec

Piers Morgan.

Andi Peters

Philip Schofield

Rylan

Great list but could you Gregg Wallace and Dermot O’Leary

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Great list but could you Gregg Wallace and Dermot O’Leary

There's always room on my list, for the gobshite Gregg Wallace, though I don't mind O'Leary tbf.

 

[Tin Soldier]

There's always room on my list, for the gobshite Gregg Wallace, though I don't mind O'Leary tbf.

Sorry he grates on me ! Slagged off The X Factor when he was bladdered but when he got back it was the greatest show on earth ! and he came back trying to sing and dance in the intro ffs !

 

[Jacksnuts]

Coat hangers

“from the get-go”

women who think you have to stop at every roundabout even when there’s no traffic

 

[Hyltons finest]

When I’m walking the dog and someone else has a dog but proceeds to walk up my arse the full way. Just walk on a different path ffs

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Bobby pins (metal hair pins) all owa the place.

 

[Cheese n Ipa]

Twats like this

Is tgat a dig at me or a dig at those on the list...it would help everyone if you expanded your text?.

 

[Roker SOL]

-When thickos on facebook spell "en route" as "on route"

-M&M World on Leicester Square London has nothing to do with M&Ms and who the fuck wants to buy £20 plush toys of the M&Ms

-People who use Americanisms

-Frankie & Bennys shite food at extortionate prices

- People who call their lunchbox their "baitbox"

Math / Mathematic rather than Maths / Mathematics is a favourite hate of mine.

 

[Amnorrageordie]

People with no door number.

 

[The King of Um]

People who say 'it would be rude not to'

Often same who would say "this bad boy" in connection with food or - well, anything, really.

 

[vinegar hill]

Celebrity Culture.
People who say Chrimbo for Christmas.
Social Media

 

[ErichZann]

Dog shit not being picked up
Socks and sliders
Lads who wear too much aftershave especially for work - it stinks
Wokedom
People who don't say thankyou for things like holding the door open for them
Range Rovers
Peaky Blinder lookalikes even if it's the just the hat
Revisionism
Ginger hair bullying or jokes
Yankee comedy like Friends, Big Bang Theory etc

 

[tarantula]

The phrase " if I'm being honest"....implies they're often not honest

"Gin and tonic , can I have it with no ice "....boils my piss

 

[herra soul mob]

trailers for top gear, all the same, its just an overgrown schoolboy shouting.

 

[Super Ted]

Supermarkets are genuinally an awful experience. I don’t actually mind the actual task of buying food, but the simpletons you are surrounded by to complete said task is infurating.

It can be from the very beginning with non-disabled people parking in disabled bays or people walking to get a trolley before realising they don’t have a pound coin.

You then enter and have people nattering on blocking up all of the isles or thoroughly reading packets and what not meaning you cant get to certain shelves.

You then have those who amble around in big family groups, normally the fat one slobbed over the trolley using it like a walker dragging their heels.

You then finally go to the checkout and people have stood in a queue to then somehow suddenly realise they are next in line, so then decide to start getting their bags ready.

They take ages packing bags, normally accompanied by shouting ‘HEA KIERAN GET BACK ERE NOW!!’ at their youngest son who is f***ing about.

They are then suprised they have to pay and spend ages rummaging through bags to find a purse / card to make payment.

They then wander off, entire family, width ways down the exit route, kids kicking off, mother screaming back, looking at the receipt.

Its horrendous.

 

[bobster999]

The phrase " if I'm being honest"....implies they're often not honest

You find that in the football forum a lot. Usually used with a dismissive comment

 

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