Random things which make you irrationally annoyed

[Shandy drinker]

Women getting giddy about cakes then taking fooking ages to eat it savouring each mouthful
Half an hour late crying because of their weight and fat belly

Don't eat cake then
Oh shut up what do you know

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Ant & Dec

Piers Morgan.

Andi Peters

Philip Schofield

Rylan

 

[TopCat]

The wife

 

[Pnematic]

Sniffing

and when people lick their fingers to turn a page

70 s bongo mags needed a chisel to turn the pages.

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Parents wishing their young children happy birthday on FB, when they are not on FB.

Or now deceased relatives who wouldn't have been on FB anyway.

And the Xmas eve pictures of mountains of presents that the parents gave probably put on the never never (worse when the bairns are under 2).

Im,a miserable fecker I know

 

[Bradford Pete]

Noisy eaters
People who use both hands to hold a cup

 

[S.S.R..]

How videos recorded on an iPhone are always bookended with them going into a menu and back out again.

 

[Redandwhitedust]

People who use both hands to hold a cup

Only exception is soup or bovril at a halftime at a winter football match!

 

[Skandhaless]

Shit bags in trees.

Tarzan does not like this

 

[WattStaxy]

-People who use Americanisms

Git the fuck outta here!

 

[Tin Soldier]

Drivers who use indicators when in a lane which is left or right only

 

[Select coaches]

Drivers who use indicators when in a lane which is left or right only

Or indicate right at roundabouts and don’t change it when they are exiting.

 

[bobster999]

Or indicate right at roundabouts and don’t change it when they are exiting.

Similar to the people who use the first lane to take the third exitband end up nearly causing crashes at the roundabout near park lane

 

[Shambo]

I annoy myself more than anything else

 

[daveyc]

People who post a picture on Facey (sic) of their bairn 'winning' Star of the Week. Little do they know that teachers are just going through the register and making sure every bairn gets it.
Those tear strips on Amazon boxes that don't quite get to the end before failing.
Not being able to chuck batteries out anymore and leaving them in a recycle pile for months before eventually throwing them in the bin.

 

[Stormo]

People just sitting scrolling through Facebook when you’re sitting next to them.

Is that rational though?

 

[mickb2112]

People who post a picture on Facey (sic) of their bairn 'winning' Star of the Week. Little do they know that teachers are just going through the register and making sure every bairn gets it.
Those tear strips on Amazon boxes that don't quite get to the end before failing.
Not being able to chuck batteries out anymore and leaving them in a recycle pile for months before eventually throwing them in the bin.

The 21st century version of the corned beef tin key opener. Who in their right mind invented that horrible tin.

 

[brir]

People who pack shopping trolleys precisely

Just why, you gonna take them all out shortly

 

[toxic tracksuit]

People who call it 'Bar-Nard Castle'. It's Barny Castle man. Barny.
The worst thing about Covid has been the proliferation of this since Barny became famous last year.

 

[S.S.R..]

People who pack shopping trolleys precisely

Just why, you gonna take them all out shortly

So the bread doesn't get crushed by a 2ltr of pop, so your eggs aren't cracked by a load of tins?