Random food items that give you the shits

[Sunderland Til I Cry]

Dates
Savaloys - might as well cut out the middle man and hoy them straight down the pan

Just got to build up your confidence Marra, dating is nerve racking, you’ll get there.

 

[MackemBob]

out of date ham

Never in the world.

 

[PinzaC55]

Salad with salad cream. It barely touches the sides before it's on its way to the North Sea.

 

[Its Him Again]

Milk

 

[Jon Dough]

Anything I eat in Greece

Grease?like chip pan fat and that Jeffers?

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

Steak, bit of waste really.

 

[SHEEPSKINBOOTS]

Liquorice

Eat enough you end up constipated with pure white shite like a good old fashioned dog turd.

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Pure Orange juice opens me up like a Gynaecologist

 

[Amber]

Celery. Truly awful consequences.

 

[TheRey]

Morley's. The best chicken & chips in the world, but it comes out twice as fast as it goes in

 

[Epping]

If I eat a lot of crisps I get terrible farts .

Don't know if it's the amount of salt

 

[look out piano]

Bananas, orange juice, coffee, chilli's, fresh pasta.

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Celery. Truly awful consequences.

Raw or cooked? I couldn't think of nowt worse when I see people dipping stems of it in Houmous etc. Mind when it's cooked, it loses its smell of stale sweat in my opinion, and is canny added to Chilli's, stews, and even curry

 

[Amber]

Raw or cooked? I couldn't think of nowt worse when I see people dipping stems of it in Houmous etc. Mind when it's cooked, it loses its smell of stale sweat in my opinion, and is canny added to Chilli's, stews, and even curry

Both! It doesn’t agree with me at all. Pains and explosions

 

[FishburnMackem]

All Bran. Always good for a turnout.

I have 100 grams of this for my breakfast every day like.

Can confirm it helps you shit

 

[Big Jeff]

Grease?like chip pan fat and that Jeffers?

Nay lad like Acropolis type Greece. Olympics, gyros, souvlaki, that sort of kit.

it was Souvlaki that gave me the worst ever shits in the history of gastric upsets.

I was in a villa in Agios Nicolas in Crete. Of the bottomless lake myth. Had this souvo and then spent three days unable to leave the villa. Even a drink of water was straight through me. I only had one magazine to read on the bog. I could remember every single word! I could not face food - all I wanted to eat was a Supermousse but they did not sell them in Crete.

Whenever I smell oregano I think of that holiday.

 

[Thrall]

Cherries give me the shits and pears give me heartburn

 

[Grimes]

Cocaine, just a big dump though not the shits then I’m ready to go

 

[KathyBatesHammer]

Me mams sunday dinners.

When i uses to smoke id have a rolly and coffee on a morning, more often than not i couldnt finish the rolly due to a mad dash to the bogs.

 

[Mantobar]

Sesame seeds
Any carvery