The Fish
Winger
As an expert on all things relating to equine pugilism, I can confirm that those are dead. They have joined the harras eternal. They are ex nags.It'll take a good flogging to get any effort at all out of some of those useless fuckers.
I can't see Townsend staying, best solution would be a season long loan. It looks like he's forced his way into the England squad and he'll want to stay there. He's entering the peak years of his career and has spent way too much time on the bench at Spurs and has already racked up plenty of football league appearances as a loan player. He really needs to play premier league football. A loan spell to someone like Palace, Stoke Southampton, West Ham would let the lad get the standard of football he needs to push himself and stay in the England squad. You'd also get a few million loan fee and his substantial wages covered. If you do come back up he can come back into the fold, you'd have a ready made winger there without having to find one.
If he joins a club like Palace, Stoke, Southampton or West Ham why would he rejoin a promoted side? The best option for Townsend is to smash the Euros, try and force a permanent move to one of the aforementioned clubs. We'd get £8m which, while not ideal, would be enough to buy a promising lesser league winger.