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Régis Le Bris songs


Not sure if anyone else has posted this (and can't be arsed to check), but picking up on his sentiment in his press release quote:

Régis, Régis Le Bris.
Everyone sing his name.

Régis, Régis Le Bris.
Everyone feel the joy…
In all of his games.

To the tune of
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To "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" by Celine Dion

We've got Regis le Bris
And we're taking the piss
We were shite under Dodds but it's all coming back to us now
 
Deano said:
To "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" by Celine Dion

We've got Regis le Bris
And we're taking the piss
We were shite under Dodds but it's all coming back to us now
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I believe his surname is pronounced "Bree" not "Briss".

Your second line could still work if you changed it to "And we're taking the pee" though.
 
fyl2u said:
I believe his surname is pronounced "Bree" not "Briss".

Your second line could still work if you changed it to "And we're taking the pee" though.
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It’s Le Bris mate - according to these French lads anyway

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Bit long winded to catch on but fun nonetheless

To tune of avatar <—————


It was 50 years ago today
Bob Stokoe taught the players to play
They've been going in and out of style
Not always guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've never known for all these years
Regis Le Bris’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

We're Regis Le Bris’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
Regis Le Bris’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sit back and let the match flow
Regis Le Bris’s Lonely, Regis Le Bris’s Lonely
Regis Le Bris’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
We’re such a lovely audience
We'd like to score some goals for us
We'd love to see a home win

I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
That the *strikers gonna steal the show
And he wants you all to sing along
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Régis Le Bris
Regis Le Bris’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Yea, yeah

*assuming we get one.
 
We’ve got Regis Le Bri-iss
Coz no one wanted the job
Speakmans a total f***ing chancer
And so is that fucker Dodds

To the tune of the pina Colada song
 
To the tune of Monster Mash:

Régis Le Bris
He came from Lorient
Régis Le Bris
Him and Kyrill get on
Régis Le Bris
But when the football goes wrong
Régis Le Bris
We’ll stop singing this song

Pessimist, Moi?
 
To the tune of Denis,

Regis le Bris,
You’re French but that’s alright,
Regis le Bris,
‘Cos now you’re Red and White,
Regis le Bris,
We’re so in love with you!!

I have used the alright, white rhyming couplet so it can be easily interchanged with Shite after it all goes tits up!
 
I know we are only one game In and I’m drunk on wine, cocktails and vaux beers courtesy of the sheepfolds but I need tickets for the HMP piss the league cruise please.
 
[Yellow Submarine]

We're going up with Regis Le Bris
Regis Le Bris
Regis Le Bris

We're going up with Regis Le Bris
Regis Le Bris
Regis Le Bris
 
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