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Régis Le Bris songs


I think a bit of creativity and imagination is called for on these ‘songs for the latest manager or player signing’ threads

I’ll try and improve the quality.

So

(To the tune of ‘I Want To Break Free’ by Queen)

It’s Regis Le Bris
Oh Regis Le Bris

Though we ate all the pies
We’re still not satisfied,
Cos we nee-eed you
Yes it’s Regis Le Bris

God knows
God knows It’s Regis Le Bris.

Middle 8 (for those who appreciate such things):

It's strange but it's true
I’m not certain that you play a 4-4-2
But I have to be sure
When you walk through that door
Oh, yes it’s Regis Le Bris

God knows
God knows It’s Regis Le Bris.

(Repeat until bored, or the sudden realisation that football songs are silly, kicks in)
Bugger me, I mean, Jewels Remain Still Cleaming is the yardstick by which we measure lyrical genius on here, but ‘though we ate all the pies, we’re still not satisified’ is the work of a veritable master!
 
(Extended version)

Have you heard about the new French craze?
Listen to us, I’m sure you’ll be amazed
Big fun to be had by everyone
With Le Bris, it surely can be done

The Sunderland lads are cheering, I'm told
Just one match and you'll be sold
It's called 'Le Bris', they're chanting night and day
Sunderland, he'll show you the way

Ahhhhhh freak out
Regis, Le Bris
Freak out!
Ahhhhhh freak out
Regis, Le Bris
Freak out!
 
To the tune of Shaggy's seminal hit - it wasn't me:

We caught them on the counter (It's Reg Le Bris)
Saw us bangin' in the goals (It's Reg Le Bris)
Even scored from a set piece (It's Reg Le Bris)
We even kept a clean sheet (it's, Reg Le Bris)
Gonna take us to the premier league (it's, Reg Le Bris)
Saw the tattoo on his shoulder (Sunderland AFC)
Speak the words that we want (Premier League)
Heard the scream get louder (it's, Reg Le Bris)
 
To the tune of Let it Be:

When I find myself in times of trouble Kristjaan Speakman gives to me
Another random Frenchman
Regis le Bris

His xG’s not amazing
And he can’t abide a 4-3-3
Another random Frenchman
Regis le Bris

Regis le Bris
Regis le Bris
Regis le Bris
Regis le Bris
Take us to the Premier
Regis le Bris
Why have we signed him,
When he doesn’t like a 4-3-3?
Speakman please define this word:
Identity
 
One issue we have is that ‘Regis Le Bris red and white army’ doesn’t really fit. Kind of fits if you sing it really fast, but our fans are hopeless chanting things at the right speed. I’m concerned.
"RLB's red and white army " scans okay
 
**Title: Like a Prayer (Regis Le Bris Anthem)**

*Verse 1:*
Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear the roar of fans, and it calls to my soul
Oh, Regis, when you lead, it's like a dream to me
Leading Sunderland, you set our spirits free

*Chorus:*
When you call our name, it’s like a little prayer
In the Stadium of Light, we know you'll take us there
In the midnight hour, we’ll cheer you everywhere
Just like a prayer, Regis, we know you'll care

*Verse 2:*
I see your vision clear, the tactics are so bright
In every single game, you bring a guiding light
Oh, Regis, when you coach, we feel our hearts ignite
In the red and white, you lead us through the fight

*Chorus:*
When you call our name, it’s like a little prayer
In the Stadium of Light, we know you'll take us there
In the midnight hour, we’ll cheer you everywhere
Just like a prayer, Regis, we know you'll care

*Bridge:*
The crowd is all we see, it's like a dream to me
With Regis at the helm, we believe
Just like a prayer, no doubt we’re on our way
With every game you play, Sunderland’s here to stay

*Verse 3:*
Your passion is the key, unlocking every door
In every win we see, we’re longing for more
Oh, Regis, when you lead, our spirits soar above
In the heart of Sunderland, we feel your endless love

*Chorus:*
When you call our name, it’s like a little prayer
In the Stadium of Light, we know you'll take us there
In the midnight hour, we’ll cheer you everywhere
Just like a prayer, Regis, we know you'll care

*Outro:*
Just like a prayer, you know we'll be there
It’s like a dream,
 
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