I can only apologise Dave, but his deflection from Snockerty's questions strayed into wummery.You originally suggested a spirit level. Ok then a laser level. Over what distance do you think you would see something meaningful given the size of the earth.
Believe me, it is not a matter of intelligence to assume we know what next mental fantasy you have invented in your head.
It seems that most conspiracy theories fall down when we look for the details. Once we look into the details of what you say when you repeat water level over and over again, it seems you can’t even describe what you mean by that. Rather pathetic really.
Edit: Oh it seems I posted too late.
Oh well, if this thread does bump in April, we can look forward to a workable 2d map of flatopia and a definition of what he means by “water level”.
There has to be a line and he crossed it.