Proposing

[Grammar Police]

All goes downhill once the ring is on. I had been with mine for years before marriage. Other blokes said tbe same to me, I just dismissed it as banter, how right those blokes were.

Blowies and bum sex go to zero.

Biggest mistake anyone can make.

 

[Mainze]

If she pauses, run.

 

[Keawyeds]

Was gonna do it in the restaurant, should I not bother? They’ve picked a secluded area for us as I’ve told them I’m proposing.


She’ll be getting fuck all after this

Have you not thought about doing it somewhere like Canterbury Cathedral or somewhere historic or whatnot?

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

Blowies and bum sex go to zero.

Biggest mistake anyone can make.

Which is precisely why I was clever enough to invent my sex for jobs scheme.

 

[LondonMackem]

Have you not thought about doing it somewhere like Canterbury Cathedral or somewhere historic or whatnot?

Not really. Would that be better?

 

[Keawyeds]

Not really. Would that be better?

Could be a little more romantic than a restaurant. I don't know Canterbury, you (I don't think), or your lass though so I suppose it's your call

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

Not really. Would that be better?

Got married at Gretna Green, reception at Slaley hall. Cost a small fortune. Live in sin and eliminate the commercial expense of marriage.

 

[Keawyeds]

Got married at Gretna Green, reception at Slaley hall. Cost a small fortune. Live in sin and eliminate the commercial expense of marriage.

You're better off married for tax and inheritance and all sorts of reasons though - that's if you want to obviously

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

You're better off married for tax and inheritance and all sorts of reasons though - that's if you want to obviously

True there is that as well, maybe marriage was a truer thing in the past. I just see it as over commercialised now. Just like Christmas and Halloween etc etc.

 

[Deleted member 36123]

I love being married, best thing I ever did, no regrets, everything has been amazing for years - I never dreamed of such happiness....

Reet she's stopped looking over my shoulder...STOP! - think it through and DO NOT DO THIS!

 

[chriswallace85]

Do it privately.

 

[mux]

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I'll keep on bucking her don't worry.

 

[LondonMackem]

I'll keep on bucking her don't worry.

Thought you were in to blerks marra?

 

[Geronimo]

I’m doing it next month, Dec 15th. Taking her to Canterbury for the weekend as a surprise getaway as she likes it down there.

If she doesn’t say yes she can get the train home.

Don't do it.

Terrible decision. It'll ruin Christmas anarl

 

[mux]

Thought you were in to blerks marra?

I am.

 

[FannyByTheGaslight]

Good luck marra, hope she says yes

 

[becs]

Not really. Would that be better?

There's a lovely little walled garden in the grounds of Canterbury Cathedral. If you look on Google Maps, it's to the right of the Cathedral with paths forming a cross with a statue in the middle. I'd prefer somewhere like that to a restaurant.

Hope it goes well mate and hope she says yes. She's a lucky lass

 

[Keawyeds]

There's a lovely little walled garden in the grounds of Canterbury Cathedral. If you look on Google Maps, it's to the right of the Cathedral with paths forming a cross with a statue in the middle. I'd prefer somewhere like that to a restaurant.

Hope it goes well mate and hope she says yes. She's a lucky lass

And if she says no, there's probably some fresh earth you can easily shift

 

[LondonMackem]

I am.

There's a lovely little walled garden in the grounds of Canterbury Cathedral. If you look on Google Maps, it's to the right of the Cathedral with paths forming a cross with a statue in the middle. I'd prefer somewhere like that to a restaurant.

Hope it goes well mate and hope she says yes. She's a lucky lass

Cheers mucka

 

[muggboots]

Make sure you do it in private.

f***ing hell, this thread has gone full twatception.