Proposing

[What A Waster]

Hope he says yes.

 

[LondonMackem]

Hope she says yes.

Thanks

 

[spitfire]

Down here. I’ve always lived in the South

Tough luck Marra, they are all f***ing mental down here.

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

you must have a jobs outstanding list a mile long then

Not bad really, she always wants the jobs doing ASAP. I always insist on payment in advance.

 

[MackemBob]

I’m doing it next month, Dec 15th. Taking her to Canterbury for the weekend as a surprise getaway as she likes it down there.

If she doesn’t say yes she can get the train home.

Euphemism?

P.S. Hope it goes well.

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

I'd rather have a wank.

Can't beat a bit of fan mate.

 

[joemcdokes]

Can't beat a bit of fan mate.

I just turn on the charm, nee jobs.

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

I just turn on the charm, nee jobs.

I save that for other women mate.

 

[joemcdokes]

I save that for other women mate.

As long as she understands when she catches you.

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

As long as she understands when she catches you.

Ducking and diving mate, ducking and diving.

 

[joemcdokes]

Ducking and diving mate, ducking and diving.

It's not ducking you're doing, diving is always good.

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

It's not ducking you're doing, diving is always good.

Aye have to agree. The odour grows on you with age.

 

[joemcdokes]

Aye have to agree. The odour grows on you with age.

Bit of hockle, Bobs ya uncle.

 

[black cat in france]

I’m doing it next month, Dec 15th. Taking her to Canterbury for the weekend as a surprise getaway as she likes it down there.

If she doesn’t say yes she can get the train home.

The three rings mate dinnit forget the three rings, engagement ring, wedding ring...suffering. All the best.

 

[joemcdokes]

The three rings mate dinnit forget the three rings, engagement ring, wedding ring...suffering. All the best.

When we were on holiday a while ago the Mrs asked me to buy her an eternity ring, I did.
Around 5 years or so ago she was looking in a jewellers window, I asked her what at, she said eternity rings.

I said that she already had one, she said that it wasn't a very good one, I told her she chose it.

Bloody women.

 

[HABA87]

It's a right of passage to absolute misery.

Not really.​

All the best marra.

 

[Ricci's Special Kebabs]

I’m doing it next month, Dec 15th. Taking her to Canterbury for the weekend as a surprise getaway as she likes it down there.

If she doesn’t say yes she can get the train home.

I'll stop humping her next month mate, bit unfair your missus would be thinking about me when she makes her decision.

 

[The Truth]

All the best mate, if she says yes and the nagging starts soon after cos she thinks she's "got you" then don't ever walk down the aisle with her.

 

[LondonMackem]

I'll stop humping her next month mate, bit unfair your missus would be thinking about me when she makes her decision.

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[Sam Handwich]

I'd rather have a wank.

Seeing as he's in Canterbury, he can knock the Archbishop's neck in