Discussion in 'SMB' started by PhilSAFC, Apr 16, 2018.

  1. Buy a b&b

    Can imagine you as a smaller version of Basil Fawlty
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  2. AndyGray1985

    AndyGray1985 Winger

    Try it on toasted rye bread with just Lurpak and a twist of pepper or a few drops of hot sauce
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  3. @monkeytassle
  4. I always had you down as a lad
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  5. AndyGray1985

    AndyGray1985 Winger

    Sorry to disappoint you. I'm a toffee
  6. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

  7. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Change the rye bread for sourdough and the Lurpak for Kerrygold and you've bloody nailed it. Few flakes of Maldon on there as well.
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  8. AndyGray1985

    AndyGray1985 Winger

    Rye bread is sour dough in these parts of the woods. Will not give in on the Lurpak, but admit that the Maldon flakes are part and parcel of the perfect serving
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  9. Jimmer13

    Jimmer13 Midfield

    Aye, but your not bad like you have been adopted so only half a toffee.
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  10. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    Go boil your head
  11. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    Fall down a well
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  12. Thought the crypto crew were all bankrupt now.
  13. AndyGray1985

    AndyGray1985 Winger

    Not until they get the electricity bill
  14. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Smashed in sourdough with a poached egg. Chili flakes, lemon juice and a dab of tabasco.
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  15. MooBaaOink

    MooBaaOink Striker

    Tents on sale at Argos Phillip.
  16. Ramshanker

    Ramshanker Winger

    Good luck with the allotment
  17. I want something a bit more upmarket to woo you with.
  18. AndyGray1985

    AndyGray1985 Winger

  19. MooBaaOink

    MooBaaOink Striker

    A two man tent will do if I'm with you Phillip. That's the important thing.
  20. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    No man should use that word
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