Pokemon Go

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Hell on earth!

Like you say though, fantastic news for hounds, I'm taking the beast to a park I never even knew existed tomorrow.

He's planning another walk today to find a gym. It's the most active I've seen him in ages :lol:
 
Sick to fuck of hearing about this police funded early warning nonce alert system.

I mean i'm hardly Mr Cool and i do like the odd playthrough of Pokemon yellow or blue for nostalgia reasons but this game is just utterly sad as fuck.

You go outside, which if you are like the dangers to society i know playing it is a f***ing novelty in itself and catch pretend monsters to build up a Pokemon bestiary thingy and find them in unusual places, which as i say could be anywhere outside their front door.

I have one lad on my facebook who was practically having a meltdown earlier on because he couldn't get connected to the server and his friend (see spotty delinquent 15 year olds he plays World of Warcraft with) caught a Pikachu in his back garden, crying about how they had let him down and that he will never get over how Nintendo have treat him (it isn't made by them as far as i can see) and that it has ruined his year.

He's suffering a borderline mental breakdown because he can't get a connection to a game so he can catch a f***ing pretend creature that will in no way have a bearing on his existence were he not to have it, i would hate to see him if he ever had to deal with a death or losing a job.

That said he does a countdown on facebook of how many more sleeps until a new pokemon game is released, he is 28 and unemployed as fuck and his last girlfriend was his mams friend who was in her 50's, i'm adamant still holds his V plates and he's an absolute certainty to sign the nonce jotter at some point in his life too.

If he was the only one i wouldn't mind but i know a few of the fanny repelling bastards who desperately need a f***ing life, i only have them on facebook for my own self esteem issues because compared to them i'm as cool as Paul Newman.
 
Sick to fuck of hearing about this police funded early warning nonce alert system.

I mean i'm hardly Mr Cool and i do like the odd playthrough of Pokemon yellow or blue for nostalgia reasons but this game is just utterly sad as fuck.

You go outside, which if you are like the dangers to society i know playing it is a f***ing novelty in itself and catch pretend monsters to build up a Pokemon bestiary thingy and find them in unusual places, which as i say could be anywhere outside their front door.

I have one lad on my facebook who was practically having a meltdown earlier on because he couldn't get connected to the server and his friend (see spotty delinquent 15 year olds he plays World of Warcraft with) caught a Pikachu in his back garden, crying about how they had let him down and that he will never get over how Nintendo have treat him (it isn't made by them as far as i can see) and that it has ruined his year.

He's suffering a borderline mental breakdown because he can't get a connection to a game so he can catch a f***ing pretend creature that will in no way have a bearing on his existence were he not to have it, i would hate to see him if he ever had to deal with a death or losing a job.

That said he does a countdown on facebook of how many more sleeps until a new pokemon game is released, he is 28 and unemployed as fuck and his last girlfriend was his mams friend who was in her 50's, i'm adamant still holds his V plates and he's an absolute certainty to sign the nonce jotter at some point in his life too.

If he was the only one i wouldn't mind but i know a few of the fanny repelling bastards who desperately need a f***ing life, i only have them on facebook for my own self esteem issues because compared to them i'm as cool as Paul Newman.
Did a Pikachu fuck your missus or something?
 
Did a Pikachu fuck your missus or something?
no, nor did a pokemon fan because theres no danger of them actually talking to a female, i just think its absolutely sad as fuck for grown adults to be running around catching pretend creatures, it's ok for kids who are into it but blokes kicking on 30 and in their 40's need to evaluate themselves.
Absolutely tragic.

This sounds like it's going to be a major f***ing source of irritation for months to come.
some employers have already put up signs in the workplace in the USA.
 
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