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Peter Drury on commentary


Reciting his lines straight from the GCSE anthology. Sits in front of the TV night before a match, chuckling as he integrates the next poem into his commentary script.
 
Anyone else can’t f***ing stand the absolute shite that comes out of his mouth? Tries far too hard to be poetic, comes across as scripted nonsense.
Another reason these prime tv games are unbearable to watch.
He started off this final with this:

‘The Red Sea and blue, in thrilling discord with the red Mersey beat. It is the ear splitting heart pumping disharmony of the dream Wembley event. They're at it again, blues and reds for the first prize of springtime for the fresh cream shoot of a new Chelsea blossoming all for the final flowering of liverpool under Jurgen klopp
I cannae stand him. Sounds like he is bidding farewell to his love on the train platform.
 
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