Peter Drury on commentary

[penno13]

Anyone else can’t f***ing stand the absolute shite that comes out of his mouth? Tries far too hard to be poetic, comes across as scripted nonsense.
Another reason these prime tv games are unbearable to watch.
He started off this final with this:

‘The Red Sea and blue, in thrilling discord with the red Mersey beat. It is the ear splitting heart pumping disharmony of the dream Wembley event. They're at it again, blues and reds for the first prize of springtime for the fresh cream shoot of a new Chelsea blossoming all for the final flowering of liverpool under Jurgen klopp

 

[Reptilia]

Anyone else can’t f***ing stand the absolute shite that comes out of his mouth? Tries far too hard to be poetic, comes across as scripted nonsense.
Another reason these prime tv games are unbearable to watch.
He started off this final with this:

‘The Red Sea and blue, in thrilling discord with the red Mersey beat. It is the ear splitting heart pumping disharmony of the dream Wembley event. They're at it again, blues and reds for the first prize of springtime for the fresh cream shoot of a new Chelsea blossoming all for the final flowering of liverpool under Jurgen klopp

Think he does it on purpose now like cause he knows it winds people up.

 

[hank williams]

Anyone else can’t f***ing stand the absolute shite that comes out of his mouth? Tries far too hard to be poetic, comes across as scripted nonsense.
Another reason these prime tv games are unbearable to watch.
He started off this final with this:

‘The Red Sea and blue, in thrilling discord with the red Mersey beat. It is the ear splitting heart pumping disharmony of the dream Wembley event. They're at it again, blues and reds for the first prize of springtime for the fresh cream shoot of a new Chelsea blossoming all for the final flowering of liverpool under Jurgen klopp

Detested him from day one

 

[Raker]

It’s class but in a very small dose, he does it far too often imo.

 

[Fred]

Anyone else can’t f***ing stand the absolute shite that comes out of his mouth? Tries far too hard to be poetic, comes across as scripted nonsense.
Another reason these prime tv games are unbearable to watch.
He started off this final with this:

‘The Red Sea and blue, in thrilling discord with the red Mersey beat. It is the ear splitting heart pumping disharmony of the dream Wembley event. They're at it again, blues and reds for the first prize of springtime for the fresh cream shoot of a new Chelsea blossoming all for the final flowering of liverpool under Jurgen klopp

Thank fuck I missed that bit

 

[viccarlton]

Anyone else can’t f***ing stand the absolute shite that comes out of his mouth? Tries far too hard to be poetic, comes across as scripted nonsense.
Another reason these prime tv games are unbearable to watch.
He started off this final with this:

‘The Red Sea and blue, in thrilling discord with the red Mersey beat. It is the ear splitting heart pumping disharmony of the dream Wembley event. They're at it again, blues and reds for the first prize of springtime for the fresh cream shoot of a new Chelsea blossoming all for the final flowering of liverpool under Jurgen klopp

Joey Barton could have written that.

 

[herra soul mob]

If Goebbels was a football commentator be somewhat akin to Drurys style

 

[Thatheaderman]

Sounds terrible that. I dont watch any games, but I do watch a bit of 2 minute YouTube highlights if score seems interesting , and commentary in that is bad enough.

 

[Boo]

‘fresh cream shoot’ ?

 

[samaistonsrightfoot]

He’s an arsehole.

 

[Calico]

Up his own arse and tries too hard these days to say something 'iconic'.

 

[Marco]

Funny what winds people up, innit?

Let it be.

 

[BarrySheensAutograph]

Absolutely abysmal, alongside the unbiased Carragher is a match made in hell

 

[Houghtoner]

Anyone else can’t f***ing stand the absolute shite that comes out of his mouth? Tries far too hard to be poetic, comes across as scripted nonsense.
Another reason these prime tv games are unbearable to watch.
He started off this final with this:

‘The Red Sea and blue, in thrilling discord with the red Mersey beat. It is the ear splitting heart pumping disharmony of the dream Wembley event. They're at it again, blues and reds for the first prize of springtime for the fresh cream shoot of a new Chelsea blossoming all for the final flowering of liverpool under Jurgen klopp

I’m watching the game but can’t remember the above. He actually said that? Guy is bonkers

 

[penno13]

I’m watching the game but can’t remember the above. He actually said that? Guy is bonkers

Yeah I sent it in a voice note to a mate because I couldn’t believe it

 

[hank williams]

A

He’s an arsehole.

n arsehole is useful

 

[woodlebert]

Funny what winds people up, innit?

Let it be.

weren’t you calling for “Dodds out” yesterday?

 

[Marco]

weren’t you calling for “Dodds out” yesterday?

Aye

 

[KGC83]

Absolutely abysmal, alongside the unbiased Carragher is a match made in hell

Carragher should not be allowed to commentate on Liverpool games he was going on embarrassing before.

 

[Hyltons finest]

“Manolas the Greek god in Rome” is the only good thing he’s ever said. Everything else is just him trying far too hard to be made into an edit on TikTok