Office/work-based things that make you want to die

[Charmless Man]

Should have swapped it with one of your lab chimps while she wasn't looking

I wouldn't work with animals like. I appreciate it's necessary but I don't want to be the one that does it.

I reckon you could easily make a baby look like a cauliflower though.

 

[SuperGerryHarrison]

People staying in the office late despite the fact they have no work to do. Just sitting there, likely surfing the internet, hoping that the boss will spot them.

 

[Boris Bear]

I wouldn't work with animals like. I appreciate it's necessary but I don't want to be the one that does it.

I reckon you could easily make a baby look like a cauliflower though.

I'm cruel to Beagles on an almost daily basis for the amusement of the SMB

 

[Charmless Man]

I'd have walked out. can't be doing with that kids at work shite.

I was about to walk somewhere to go and get something. Saw the baby and turned around straight away to pretend to do something somewhere else. Didn't want to have to make her feel shit by implying that I didn't care one little bit.

 

[chriswallace85]

I dinnar about things making me wanna die, but me beer farts are making it smell like something already has in here. Dear me hew.

 

[j.w]

Should have swapped it with one of your lab chimps while she wasn't looking

 

[Live In Hope]

Being stuck to a desk all day

 

[geordiedean]

Yeah I agree with the shadow/buddy system as an induction...nowt worse than starting a new job being shown to your post and said get on with it

You don't know anyone any systems policies etc it's like first day back at school

 

[daveyc]

I HATE office collections. At our place, due to fact it's about 95% lasses, there's one every few days. Birthdays, weddings, engagements, babys, leaving etc. Not to mention collections for Comic Relief, Sport Relief, Children in Need, that lasses pink cancer run thing.

 

[monkeytassle]

I HATE office collections. At our place, due to fact it's about 95% lasses, there's one every few days. Birthdays, weddings, engagements, babys, leaving etc. Not to mention collections for Comic Relief, Sport Relief, Children in Need, that lasses pink cancer run thing.

walk.

 

[Boris Bear]

Secret Santa

 

[smeg]

I get a lot of personal calls, which pisses me off. I'm swamped as it is with work without people calling because they can't print out cinema tickets or if they can borrow an iPhone charger. Even just popping down to the kitchen I get the questions "do you know why my home broadband is slow?", do I look like I work for B F*CKING T!

 

[TomHelloWtf]

The work

I get a lot of personal calls, which pisses me off. I'm swamped as it is with work without people calling because they can't print out cinema tickets or if they can borrow an iPhone charger. Even just popping down to the kitchen I get the questions "do you know why my home broadband is slow?", do I look like I work for B F*CKING T!

How much Lego can you stuff up your bum?

 

[LadyMuck]

I sit sandwiched between two middle aged daily mail reading women! Enough said!

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Nowt wrong with a buddy system
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I sit sandwiched between two middle aged daily mail reading women! Enough said!

Try two daily males - make a better sandwich - allegedly.

 

[chriswallace85]

I HATE office collections. At our place, due to fact it's about 95% lasses, there's one every few days. Birthdays, weddings, engagements, babys, leaving etc. Not to mention collections for Comic Relief, Sport Relief, Children in Need, that fat lasses pink cancer walk thing.

Tidied for ya there marra.

Credit to 'tassles anarl.

 

[Wilfy]

COFFEE IN THE SUGAR JAR.

 

[chriswallace85]

I sit sandwiched between two middle aged daily mail reading women! Enough said!

There's a joke in there somewhere about a good filling...............

 

[j.w]

People who smoke and give sarky comments if non-smokers leave early

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Yeah I agree with the shadow/buddy system as an induction...nowt worse than starting a new job being shown to your post and said get on with it

You don't know anyone any systems policies etc it's like first day back at school

I'll be here a few days a week for a few months, I'll be out the door before I've learnt anyone's name.