The Fish
Winger
I'll answer yours if you answer mine.Sheik Mabelly offers to pay your mortgage and a generous weekly beer allowance to be your friend. He comes in at odd hours of the day smelling like an abattoir and switches off the telly when Graham Norton is on.
Do you
Demand to know the details before getting involved?
Decide you want no part of this deal, as you trust your instinct that the offer is shady?
Strap a tea towel around your nappa, hoy on a nightie and dance around for television cameras?
Good one.Thats not how you spell nonce and i dont think its forbidden with your new owners