NUFC Sportswashing 2022

[Biffo The Bear]

Didn’t win a single major trophy in his whole career, average.

Shearer won 1 trophy therefore, by your unit of measure, must be just above average.

 

[SteveB]

Luke Edwards being a twat again. Come on exile get into him

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[halfpast3]

Are they going to buy this costa for about 5m less than what their number 1 centre half target would have cost who also happens to be about 8 years younger?

 

[Exile 1968]

Luke Edwards being a twat again. Come on exile get into him

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[halfpast3]

Luke Edwards being a twat again. Come on exile get into him

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Any transfer can go wrong or well. But solid in the championship and droping down a league, we need a leader and we need a head it kick it centre half so aye it looks a good signing

 

[Bears Beets]

Luke Edwards being a twat again. Come on exile get into him

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Luke Edwards doesn’t have any mates

 

[Roose Bolton]

Luke Edwards being a twat again. Come on exile get into him

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That's still a better writeup than Carlos is getting from most non-NUFC fanboy journos, it seems.

 

[Exile 1968]

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[Secret Visage]

There's a cracking striker scoring for fun at the top of the championship.

Unfortunately Rafa didn't rate him.

 

[Mackem2017]

Spot on

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Luke Edwards doesn’t have any mates

Bottle of red wine is his only friend.

 

[Deleted member 1169]

Money talks tbf

Completely agree - but that poster on Twitter think it is the pull of the club.

 

[johnny kayo]

Spot on

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Bottle of red wine is his only friend.

His furry love glove is his only friend

 

[Drexl]

Absolutely lifting Twitter like. Wannabe pundits and actual journos trying to show eachother up.

Never seems to be any sort of humour or self awareness to it either, which at least this place has.

 

[JL1985]

I hope Carlos has a very high tolerance to the smell of piss. The stench will be overwhelming.

 

[McMackem]

Shearer won 1 trophy therefore, by your unit of measure, must be just above average.

Shearer won the League at Blackburn but then gave up his aspirations for a bag of cash, he probably could have been huge, but made career choices not driven by the prospect of success. Above average, yes, but will be soon forgotten by history in a way other more successful strikers will not be. He couldn't even snatch the European Golden Boot, stepping aside for the only Englishman ever to win it despite his haul of penalties and a "pass it to Alan" policy.

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I'm sure he would be keen, motivated purely by money- just like any player who signs up for a bag of money oozing with blood. Bit of a re-write on his time at SJP though from this club mouthpiece.

 

[Biffo The Bear]

Shearer won the League at Blackburn but then gave up his aspirations for a bag of cash, he probably could have been huge, but made career choices not driven by the prospect of success. Above average, yes, but will be soon forgotten by history in a way other more successful strikers will not be. He couldn't even snatch the European Golden Boot, stepping aside for the only Englishman ever to win it despite his haul of penalties and a "pass it to Alan" policy.


I'm sure he would be keen, motivated purely by money- just like any player who signs up for a bag of money oozing with blood. Bit of a re-write on his time at SJP though from this club mouthpiece.

“A pass it to Alan policy”…..

 

[skullmeister]

So they've had to tap this player up and tell him how many pieces of silver are on the table to unsettle him and try and force the move through.

No matter who they sign they will still have Eddie in there 'organising' them.

 

[Bears Beets]

They’re pissing the dirty Saudi money up the wall, what a glorious sight.

 

[Raker]

devastated wuv lost the keef downie like competition, dust wurself doon and gan agen!

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[Thatheaderman]

Luke Edwards being a twat again. Come on exile get into him

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Is this Edwards **** really a N E journalist?