NUFC Sportswashing 2022
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None of it makes any sense. It's more evidence that we are living in a computer simulation being played by a retarded cosmic teenager.It doesn’t make sense though. Marcao being targeted instead of Diego Carlos?
What happened to them signing Dan Burn??
They’ll almost definitely end up with Lloyd Kelly who Uncle Howe and Nephew Howe know from Bournemouth.
Roker Mackem
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1-0 Mags FT. Oman avoid the bonesaw
tunstall birdman
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Roose Bolton
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This is from (by the looks of it) an American, who likely hasn't been to Newcastle in his life and also 'supports' Milan. I'm sure he suffered terribly during that dark time.
FatDrummer
Winger
I do f***ing hope not.
englishman abroad
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Hardly going to attract the cream of international football knowing your going have to spend your weekends off in Saudi Arabia. Makes Ian Botham's comment about Pakistan sound appealing
Bladecat
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Well they certainly didn't support them in 1979 when I saw them at Blackburn.
Definitely not thousands of screaming Jawdees locked out that night.
Cotia
Midfield
That was bizarre. Agent says Newcastle's January will still be a success.... if they sign some players in the next few days.Tyne Tees News got some no mark geordie agent giving his expert opinion on the mags transfers
No more sports news after
No shit man
Redandwhitedust
Winger
Of course there wasn't. Newcastle fans didn't exist prior to 92.
Shows what kind of audience Tyne Tees news pulls in these days… surprised they even bother showing such shite anymore.
What else was on? Some cat stuck up in tree in Wallsend ??
nandos sonic sauce
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I recognise Kamal's face from seeing him standing in with the Gillingham fans at Roker. He was with a load of Russian Newcastle fans who used to call themselves the Kremlins
Dadsarmy73
Winger
Filthy rich but struggling to meet the valuations of their targeted players 
Madlad
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Apparently He's busy trying to sort out a few issues with his Grinder account
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I don't think he gets a visa. That will be hilarious!
Redandwhitedust
Winger
Chronicle has special 4 page exclusive. "Cat up tree and what it means for NUFC"
"Cats from Wallsend, Ahm from wallsend" said some lad in Greggs
"Why, we want the cat, obviously" said the fireman involved. "But the tree keeps changing the terms... we've offered it q fair deal and the cat really wants to come down. But we won't be robbed"
"Just pay the cat what he wants to come down... we're f***ing loaded. Richest club in the world" said a bystander
Reports that showing the cat a picture of Gateshead have failed to get it down, are as yet unconfirmed
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nandos sonic sauce
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They are missing out and changing targets like a 6 year old kid who has a Nerf gun but also has a droopy eye and a twitch.
"We still can't get anyone in....quickly photo shop ya head on Shearers body taking a penalty v Sunderland and post it on twitter!......What do you mean Mike Ashley is on the phone asking for his 10 million loan money.Tell him i'm busy FFS!"
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Roman maroni
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What's wrong with these fuckers.
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