NUFC Gubbins thread.

[Dilligaf60]

Mags shitting themselves about tonight.
Could be a new record set.

You know what usually happens when they are due a pumping. Would be nice to see them 9-0 down at half time mind. Dumped off Brentford’s B team. We have a new billionaire owner and they concede double figures tonight.
Merry xmas ya scruffy fat smelly bastards.

 

[beam1234]

There's a, half decent chance they will lose their next 3 league games which will see those below overtake them or close the gap sending the skunk fans in to apoplexy.

Sadly, it will mean the end of Bruce and a half decent boss appointed.

Well they stuck with Relegation Rafa.

 

[West_Winger]

Well they stuck with Relegation Rafa.

And they stood by Shearer as he relegated them too.

 

[Dilligaf60]

And they stood by Shearer as he relegated them too.

It’s as if they can’t admit they were shite and the manky hooers wont come to terms with it

 

[Tin Soldier]

This new lad better invest in the reejun mind.

Only way we want him ! The Awabs wouldn’t have been welcome in Newcastle without putting up a few buildings

 

[Eddie Hitler]

You know what usually happens when they are due a pumping. Would be nice to see them 9-0 down at half time mind. Dumped off Brentford’s B team. We have a new billionaire owner and they concede double figures tonight.
Merry xmas ya scruffy fat smelly bastards.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Just spreading some seasonal cheer Eddie.

 

[McMackem]

Boils my piss this though on BBC:

• The Magpies have lost 14 matches overall on Boxing Day and conceded 42 goals - both are Premier League records.

If the game was invented in 1992, otherwise they've lost about 80.

 

[The Great MES]

A spawny 1.0 win nailed on tonight.

 

[Ale taster]

A spawny 1.0 win nailed on tonight.

Nee chance.

 

[The Great MES]

Nee chance.

Or a spawny draw at least. Still these lucky results are keeping cushion face in a job, so it's not all bad.

 

[Exile 1968]

Hope they get smashed. Ashley wont sack him even if he loses the next 3. There is no one else who would take it....except Parkinson

Parky in

 

[cluffy]

A spawny 1.0 win nailed on tonight.

I stuck a quid on btts over 4 corners each over 1 card each. Normally that’s about 18/1.
....this - I shit you not - is 150/1!!!!

 

[West_Winger]

I stuck a quid on btts over 4 corners each over 1 card each. Normally that’s about 18/1.
....this - I shit you not - is 150/1!!!!

Where’s that??

 

[barts45]

Hope they get smashed. Ashley wont sack him even if he loses the next 3. There is no one else who would take it....except Parkinson

Parky in

I think howe would take it

 

[Roker Mackem]

Or a spawny draw at least. Still these lucky results are keeping cushion face in a job, so it's not all bad.

It deffo wouldnt be the worst result in the world Brucey spawning a 1-1 or something.

 

[cluffy]

Where’s that??

It was William hill in the shop on the machine
Seems mental to me. Almost like giving 100/1 for the mags to score which is amusing

 

[West_Winger]

It was William hill in the shop on the machine
Seems mental to me. Almost like giving 100/1 for the mags to score which is amusing

Closest I could find online was for the same bet but 3+ cards each which seems even less likely

 

[scott934]

I stuck a quid on btts over 4 corners each over 1 card each. Normally that’s about 18/1.
....this - I shit you not - is 150/1!!!!

Where did you see that price?

 

[tenpins]

A spawny 1.0 win nailed on tonight.

90/1 is the best price.