Not happy with your manhood?

[The Raven]

If anyone wants something that looks like a peeled prawn in a bird's nest they can have mine.

 

[MonkeyLove]

Premature ejaculation can be a pisser

Getting your bodily fluids mixed up there mate

 

[007Iron]

Premature ejaculation can be a pisser

Ooof!

 

[fyl2u]

I'd be open to downgrading to a less impressive one if anyone wants to make me a decent offer. It's a curse being this big.

 

[Boz33]

I'm ower the moon with mine. Its lasses that have a problem with it

Aye they're all bitches

 

[Dagzd1973]

Might swap mine for a fanny tbh like.

 

[Vindaloo Man]

Lad I work with had his cock chopped off in an industrial accident.

He discharged himself from hospital, went home & gave their lass a right bollocking!

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

Did the cock and balls you now own telling you to steal from your grandad?