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Lexingtongue
Guest
Looks like you'll be able to have it swapped for a more impressive one in the coming years...
Discopants91
Striker
Belter of a Jeremy Kyle episode in the making there.
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Lexingtongue
Guest
How'd you fit a lie detector test into that episode?
Goat Eyes
Striker
Did the cock and balls you now own telling you to steal from your grandad?How'd you fit a lie detector test into that episode?
I'm sure I saw a documentary years ago where a man had a owns transplant following an accident. He managed a few days before having it removed as he couldn't face touching it. Possibly a first in terms of both meat and veg.
yfc54
Striker
Only if you use another bloke's hand.
007Iron
Midfield
But you'd be using another bloke's cock!
Mine be no good to transplant unless someone needs a replacement thumb.
Goat Eyes
Striker
Mine’ll probably be no good after another 30 years.
yfc54
Striker
That would mean he was gay and you'd be guilty by association
JonMc
Striker
And with your left hand it's like someone else doing it anyway so...
This is some deep ethical shit right here.
You could give your lass a slap for being unfaithful after you've had a go.
007Iron
Midfield
And would your wife be cheating on you?
Doh!
Imagine her liking it better than using you're own.
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Swindon On Tour
Striker
wisemensaysteve
Winger
I would get a big fecking black one
and frighten the life out of her oh and no
and frighten the life out of her
oh and no
MonkeyLove
Striker
I'm ower the moon with mine. Its lasses that have a problem with it
Spot
Striker
Premature ejaculation can be a pisser
