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ftm1975 said:
Don’t get me started on them
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Mate
Its unreal !!!
When they congregate at Bin headquarters
Its like a Somalian social club
Hardly any can speak English
All they can say is Ello Mister
And point at bin and then get in everyone's way and cause helon
Saw 1 last year. Literally must have been a mother care selection of clothes to wear for work half mast trousers 👖 half way up shins !!! One had looked like pyjamas on one day !!
Looked like a castaway
Would love to know where they get them from . And where they live ha
Probably a giant tent ⛺️ in port of Tyne
Marky Mark said:
The ones with one arm only count as half a person though so probably a few less than that... :lol: :lol:
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Mate
The one armed 🇸🇴 Somalian bin man is legendary like haha
We called him Arfur
Due to arf his arms
We always shout
Alreet Arfur laaaaaddd !!
He laughs along but unfortunately sometimes waves 👋 but then loses control of bin and it crashes
Owa fault tho ...
 
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JD73 said:
Mate
Its unreal !!!
When they congregate at Bin headquarters
Its like a Somalian social club
Hardly any can speak English
All they can say is Ello Mister
And point at bin and then get in everyone's way and cause helon
Saw 1 last year. Literally must have been a mother care selection of clothes to wear for work half mast trousers 👖 half way up shins !!! One had looked like pyjamas on one day !!
Looked like a castaway
Would love to know where they get them from . And where they live ha
Probably a giant tent ⛺️ in port of Tyne

Mate
The one armed 🇸🇴 Somalian bin man is legendary like haha
We called him Arfur
Due to arf his arms
We always shout
Alreet Arfur laaaaaddd !!
He laughs along but unfortunately sometimes waves 👋 but then loses control of bin and it crashes
Owa fault tho ...
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One was caught washing his feet in the sink, while another had must of decided to have a shit (and not a stiff one)while standing at the cubicle door and try to hit the pot, but covered the lot, then filled the bog up with toilet roll before flushing it and flooding the floor.
 
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ftm1975 said:
One was caught washing his feet in the sink, while another had must of decided to have a shit (and not a stiff one)while standing at the cubicle door and covered the lot, then filled the bog up with toilet roll before flushing it and flooding the floor.
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Was a regular occurrence years ago that. Around 2007ish when I was at calsonic there was one of them washing his feet in the sink with his socks still on
 
ftm1975 said:
One was caught washing his feet in the sink, while another had must of decided to have a shit (and not a stiff one)while standing at the cubicle door and try to hit the pot, but covered the lot, then filled the bog up with toilet roll before flushing it and flooding the floor.
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Mate no lies
A lad today caught 1 of them
Washing his 3 piece suite in the sink
Honest truth there's helon about it
He claims its his religious right to do so
I was told that this afternoon
There's meeting tomorrow over it
Obviously the meeting isn't in the bogs
But
Ground rules been set
Such as no clems in the sink and that
Unbelievable mate
 
JD73 said:
Mate no lies
A lad today caught 1 of them
Washing his 3 piece suite in the sink
Honest truth there's helon about it
He claims its his religious right to do so
I was told that this afternoon
There's meeting tomorrow over it
Obviously the meeting isn't in the bogs
But
Ground rules been set
Such as no clems in the sink and that
Unbelievable mate
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Toilets have taken a noticeable downturn in cleanliness in recent months (mind there are some dirty bastards on our side too) feel sorry for the lasses cleaning them
 
ftm1975 said:
Toilets have taken a noticeable downturn in cleanliness in recent months (mind there are some dirty bastards on our side too) feel sorry for the lasses cleaning them
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Sign up at the bogs near me last year
No lies
Put up by the cleaners
WILL THE DIRTY **** SHITTING ON THE SEATS STOP IT NOW !!!

Helon like mate
 
I remember a few years ago going into one of the bogs and there was foot prints on the rim of the pot and sh*t all up the back of it...what a delightful place at times
 
JD73 said:
Mate no lies
A lad today caught 1 of them
Washing his 3 piece suite in the sink
Honest truth there's helon about it
He claims its his religious right to do so
I was told that this afternoon
There's meeting tomorrow over it
Obviously the meeting isn't in the bogs
But
Ground rules been set
Such as no clems in the sink and that
Unbelievable mate
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Eh, how did he get a settee and armchair through the turnstiles? 😂
 
I worked in an office and we had a phantom shitter. Also when I went to Middleton in Teesdale on holidays with school they struck again (Not the same one). Must be an affliction or fascination experienced by some people.
 
In our offices (never mind factory floor) we had signs on back of bog doors explaining how to sit on toilet seat and not crouch down on it, due to high number of Indians employed there

Edited with correct words - seems I need a sign telling me how to check typing
 
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JD73 said:
Mate no lies
A lad today caught 1 of them
Washing his 3 piece suite in the sink
Honest truth there's helon about it
He claims its his religious right to do so
I was told that this afternoon
There's meeting tomorrow over it
Obviously the meeting isn't in the bogs
But
Ground rules been set
Such as no clems in the sink and that
Unbelievable mate
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Whats the tune for all these posts?
 
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