NHS

[joemcdokes]

I hope not mate

A&E was full. I think it was because of the amount of blood coming out. I was nipping my nose and it was squirting into my eyes.

Hes had it removed

Full, give over, there’s nee pubs open.

 

[pillars of hercules]

Full, give over, there’s nee pubs open.

I saw someone pissed up fighting with the ambulance driver on the way out. They will always find someone to fight with

 

[Falconhoof]

I got back home and cleaned the claret up then posted on here. I sneezed just after and it ruptured. I was back in hospital until midnight. They took me straight in again but there was loads of blood sqirting out of both nostrils and my mouth

It might sound a bit daft but sneeze out of your mouth. It works

 

[pillars of hercules]

It might sound a bit daft but sneeze out of your mouth. It works

You know what? I did and it still burst. Must have just been the vibration. It burst where it had just been cauterized. No hot food or drink for a week now

 

[Keb]

Last time I went to A&E I ended up staying for a month.

 

[pillars of hercules]

Last time I went to A&E I ended up staying for a month.

What happened?

 

[mux]

What happened?

He's the new cleaner.

 

[pillars of hercules]

He's the new cleaner.

 

[Keb]

What happened?

Had a lot of back pain which I was trying to fix with whisky and paracetamol.

Turned out it was a combination of an Aortic dissection, a blood pressure of 230 over 120, with gall stones and pneumonia thrown in for fun.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Had a lot of back pain which I was trying to fix with whisky and paracetamol.

Turned out it was a combination of an Aortic dissection, a blood pressure of 230 over 120, with gall stones and pneumonia thrown in for fun.

You soft tart.

Glad you’re reet too.

 

[Keb]

You soft tart.

Glad you’re reet too.

I've no complaints. The NHS saved my life. They were absolutely fantastic.

 

[matt228]

That’s one of the benefits of the pandemic. It has suppressed the amount of knackers abusing a and e.

I think this is, sadly, the reason. One time I was in A&E, after I had had a car crash, it was well over 6 hours before I saw a doctor.

Absolutely no complaints from me, though. They've saved my life before now and they were working as quickly as they could despite being clearly understaffed.

 

[Hulkster]

This doesn't happen anywhere else.

You rock up to an A&E in Germany and after an 8 hour wait they'll treat you with leeches and present you with an enormous bill.

 

[pillars of hercules]

Had a lot of back pain which I was trying to fix with whisky and paracetamol.

Turned out it was a combination of an Aortic dissection, a blood pressure of 230 over 120, with gall stones and pneumonia thrown in for fun.

And you still cleaned the A&E for a month? What a trooper

Are you ok now?

This doesn't happen anywhere else.

You rock up to an A&E in Germany and after an 8 hour wait they'll treat you with leeches and present you with an enormous bill.

Ah so we needn't show our appreciation? Gottcha

 

[Keb]

And you still cleaned the A&E for a month? What a trooper

Are you ok now?

Yeah, still alive after 8 years, thanks. Annual CT scans and 9 tablets a day.