joemcdokes
Striker
I hope not mate
A&E was full. I think it was because of the amount of blood coming out. I was nipping my nose and it was squirting into my eyes.
Hes had it removed
Full, give over, there’s nee pubs open.
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I hope not mate
A&E was full. I think it was because of the amount of blood coming out. I was nipping my nose and it was squirting into my eyes.
Hes had it removed
I saw someone pissed up fighting with the ambulance driver on the way out. They will always find someone to fight withFull, give over, there’s nee pubs open.
I got back home and cleaned the claret up then posted on here. I sneezed just after and it ruptured. I was back in hospital until midnight. They took me straight in again but there was loads of blood sqirting out of both nostrils and my mouth
You know what? I did and it still burst. Must have just been the vibration. It burst where it had just been cauterized. No hot food or drink for a week nowIt might sound a bit daft but sneeze out of your mouth. It works
What happened?Last time I went to A&E I ended up staying for a month.
He's the new cleaner.What happened?
He's the new cleaner.
What happened?
You soft tart.Had a lot of back pain which I was trying to fix with whisky and paracetamol.
Turned out it was a combination of an Aortic dissection, a blood pressure of 230 over 120, with gall stones and pneumonia thrown in for fun.
You soft tart.
Glad you’re reet too.
I think this is, sadly, the reason. One time I was in A&E, after I had had a car crash, it was well over 6 hours before I saw a doctor.That’s one of the benefits of the pandemic. It has suppressed the amount of knackers abusing a and e.
And you still cleaned the A&E for a month? What a trooperHad a lot of back pain which I was trying to fix with whisky and paracetamol.
Turned out it was a combination of an Aortic dissection, a blood pressure of 230 over 120, with gall stones and pneumonia thrown in for fun.
Ah so we needn't show our appreciation? GottchaThis doesn't happen anywhere else.
You rock up to an A&E in Germany and after an 8 hour wait they'll treat you with leeches and present you with an enormous bill.
And you still cleaned the A&E for a month? What a trooper
Are you ok now?