Newcastle Pub Crawl ideas (again)

obrienobrien

Midfield
So are these lasses neither rough or chunky? If not, then I have been proven wrong and I apologise.

Im also just speaking as I find. Our lass was a student and likes the odd real ale (favours red wine and gin mind) but would never have a pint. And neither do her mates. Its as strange as a bloke getting a half IMO.

Never trust a bloke who drinks halfs
 

Dave Herbal

Striker
Ales vary greatly Dave lad. But If we entertain that thought for a second, id rather a trim, none rough, half drinking wrong un.

Anyway, I dont want to join the masses in knocking you. I dont want you to change. Ever.
:lol: I don’t think size is the issue here, it’s environment. The lasses I knock about with drink pints, used to frequent Ku and 7even and would happily go to a festival, stay in a tent and not wash for 4 days.
The kind of lasses who probably drink halves used to go to Bentleys, dance round their handbags and would be aghast at the thought of a festival, let alone camping.
 

dangermows

Striker
:lol: I don’t think size is the issue here, it’s environment. The lasses I knock about with drink pints, used to frequent Ku and 7even and would happily go to a festival, stay in a tent and not wash for 4 days.
The kind of lasses who probably drink halves used to go to Bentleys, dance round their handbags and would be aghast at the thought of a festival, let alone camping.
Our lass frequented Ku Club (Not 7even as she grew out of all that by then) and enjoys festivals/camping. However I must concede she washes every day at festivals, albeit not in the same way she would usually.
 

Mackem00

Striker
Well some are but generally all sizes. Strange isn’t it? I find the idea of lasses drinking halves somewhat quaint. I thought it had died out in the 90s. Lasses drinking real ale now - that’s definitely the mark of a wrang un
Do they drink pints at the same rate as you tho? Will end up gannin to the bar twice as often which is nee good for anyone.
 

Dave Herbal

Striker
Our lass frequented Ku Club (Not 7even as she grew out of all that by then) and enjoys festivals/camping. However I must concede she washes every day at festivals, albeit not in the same way she would usually.
It’s not a hard and fast rule like!
I did once date a lass who drank halves. After a few hours she switched to soft drinks, which totally blew my mind. I’d never seen anyone do that before and couldn't get my head around it. Why would you spunk a load of money getting pissed then stop getting pissed and start sobering up? Needless to say we never went out again.
 

dangermows

Striker
Do they drink pints at the same rate as you tho? Will end up gannin to the bar twice as often which is nee good for anyone.
He said they must be able to keep up with him to be his lass. Not sure if this means he's a crap drinker or if their lass is a proper guzzler though.
 

dangermows

Striker
It’s not a hard and fast rule like!
I did once date a lass who drank halves. After a few hours she switched to soft drinks, which totally blew my mind. I’d never seen anyone do that before and couldn't get my head around it. Why would you spunk a load of money getting pissed then stop getting pissed and start sobering up? Needless to say we never went out again.
She wanted to ensure she was able to have consensual sex with you Dave.

Why would you go twice as often?
I reckon Moo is a gentleman who goes to the bar for his lady.
 

Beery

Striker
I'm rubbish at this sort of stuff, I never look at/remember the names of places I go. Me and my lad went out in Newcastle the other week after a few beers flying up and then hitting the free lounge in the Gateshead Hilton. The only ones I am sure we went to out of 6 or 7 were the Posada Crown, as I recognized the name off here, Red something and Revolution :oops: as we woke up in morning in Hotel and found pictures we had taken in the booth there around 1 am along with 2 full pints of cider from the hotel bar next to the beds.

Hes only 17 and ruined him for the Shrewsbury match mind:lol: A young Herbal in the making
 

dangermows

Striker
I'm rubbish at this sort of stuff, I never look at/remember the names of places I go. Me and my lad went out in Newcastle the other week after a few beers flying up and then hitting the free lounge in the Gateshead Hilton. The only ones I am sure we went to out of 6 or 7 were the Posada Crown, as I recognized the name off here, Red something and Revolution :oops: as we woke up in morning in Hotel and found pictures we had taken in the booth there around 1 am along with 2 full pints of cider from the hotel bar next to the beds.

Hes only 17 and ruined him for the Shrewsbury match mind:lol: A young Herbal in the making
Crown Pasada is a cracking boozer. I reckon you went to Redhouse. Another good un.

The days of sex after a session are long gone.
:cool::lol: in that case fuck it, get stuck right into the slurp!
 

Dave Herbal

Striker
I'm rubbish at this sort of stuff, I never look at/remember the names of places I go. Me and my lad went out in Newcastle the other week after a few beers flying up and then hitting the free lounge in the Gateshead Hilton. The only ones I am sure we went to out of 6 or 7 were the Posada Crown, as I recognized the name off here, Red something and Revolution :oops: as we woke up in morning in Hotel and found pictures we had taken in the booth there around 1 am along with 2 full pints of cider from the hotel bar next to the beds.

Hes only 17 and ruined him for the Shrewsbury match mind:lol: A young Herbal in the making
Only 1am?

Any lass lucky enough to be selected as a candidate for Mrs Herbal training must pass the gruelling endurance test of the first date.
This will include a pub crawl of not less than 5 (five) hours in duration, with a minimum alcohol intake of 10 (ten) drinks. The candidate must complete this challenge without vomiting, fighting or pinching a bobbie’s helmet, in order to be considered for the second phase of the selection process.
 
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