Newcastle Pub Crawl ideas (again)

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Dave Herbal, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. ravydavygravy

    ravydavygravy Striker

    Nah it’s full of 60 year old meth drinking, raving charvers. :lol:
     
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  2. errant

    errant Striker

    boundary of the grainger ghetto, i think it gets worse from there on in...
     
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  3. Grainger Ghetto :lol:

    That’s proper Star Wars bar territory.
     
  4. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    No. 28 is class.
     
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  5. obrienobrien

    obrienobrien Midfield


    Never trust a bloke who drinks halfs
     
  6. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    :lol: I don’t think size is the issue here, it’s environment. The lasses I knock about with drink pints, used to frequent Ku and 7even and would happily go to a festival, stay in a tent and not wash for 4 days.
    The kind of lasses who probably drink halves used to go to Bentleys, dance round their handbags and would be aghast at the thought of a festival, let alone camping.
     
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  7. errant

    errant Striker

    i doff my cap to anyone who has braved the black garter...

    Billy Bootleggers is ok anarl...
     
  8. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Our lass frequented Ku Club (Not 7even as she grew out of all that by then) and enjoys festivals/camping. However I must concede she washes every day at festivals, albeit not in the same way she would usually.
     
  9. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    Do they drink pints at the same rate as you tho? Will end up gannin to the bar twice as often which is nee good for anyone.
     
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  10. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    It’s not a hard and fast rule like!
    I did once date a lass who drank halves. After a few hours she switched to soft drinks, which totally blew my mind. I’d never seen anyone do that before and couldn't get my head around it. Why would you spunk a load of money getting pissed then stop getting pissed and start sobering up? Needless to say we never went out again.
     
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  11. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    He said they must be able to keep up with him to be his lass. Not sure if this means he's a crap drinker or if their lass is a proper guzzler though.
     
  12. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    Why would you go twice as often?
     
  13. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    She wanted to ensure she was able to have consensual sex with you Dave.

    I reckon Moo is a gentleman who goes to the bar for his lady.
     
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  14. naughtynose

    naughtynose Striker

    Junction is a decent boozer
     
  15. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    Well, no she’ll drink gin, cocktails, bottles etc. But if she does buy draught it’s pints.
     
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  16. Beery

    Beery Striker

    I'm rubbish at this sort of stuff, I never look at/remember the names of places I go. Me and my lad went out in Newcastle the other week after a few beers flying up and then hitting the free lounge in the Gateshead Hilton. The only ones I am sure we went to out of 6 or 7 were the Posada Crown, as I recognized the name off here, Red something and Revolution :oops: as we woke up in morning in Hotel and found pictures we had taken in the booth there around 1 am along with 2 full pints of cider from the hotel bar next to the beds.

    Hes only 17 and ruined him for the Shrewsbury match mind:lol: A young Herbal in the making
     
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  17. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Makes sense (well except the last bit) so fairy nuff.
     
  18. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    The days of sex after a session are long gone.
     
  19. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Crown Pasada is a cracking boozer. I reckon you went to Redhouse. Another good un.

    :cool::lol: in that case fuck it, get stuck right into the slurp!
     
  20. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    Only 1am?

    Any lass lucky enough to be selected as a candidate for Mrs Herbal training must pass the gruelling endurance test of the first date.
    This will include a pub crawl of not less than 5 (five) hours in duration, with a minimum alcohol intake of 10 (ten) drinks. The candidate must complete this challenge without vomiting, fighting or pinching a bobbie’s helmet, in order to be considered for the second phase of the selection process.
     
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2019
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