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Newcastle Pub Crawl ideas (again)

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Dave Herbal, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Another extract from the new book, Herbal:The thoughts of a buffoon through the decades, available at all good bookshops soon
     
  2. errant

    errant Striker

    all shields lasses drink pints from memory...
     
  3. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    Jealously is a terrible thing
     
  4. errant

    errant Striker

    Aren't they all meth drinkers in there?
     
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  5. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    All lasses I know drink pints
     
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  6. jubblies

    jubblies Striker

    :eek:

    It's full of 60 year olds getting the rave on

    Aye, the sensible ones stick to meths :lol:
     
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  7. Latka Gravas

    Latka Gravas Striker

    Thought it was just the bogs upstairs?
     
  8. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    WTF!? :lol:
     
  9. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    True story
     
  10. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    I can’t imagine there are many people jealous of you Dave with all due respect
     
  11. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    One can only presume they're all a bit rough round the edges and/or carrying a good bit of timber? None of my close mates have lasses who sup pints like. I find it a bit weird tbh but each to their own.
     
  12. Billy2Sheds

    Billy2Sheds Midfield

    Other than Mel Sykes and her boddingtons tash
     
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  13. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    Nobody will admit to it, that’s all.

    That’s a bit presumptuous innit? They days of halves for the lady went out the window when equality became a thing. It’s bottle, shorts or pints now. Mind, the vast majority of lasses I know are ex students or ladettes anyway.
     
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  14. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    So are these lasses neither rough or chunky? If not, then I have been proven wrong and I apologise.

    Im also just speaking as I find. Our lass was a student and likes the odd real ale (favours red wine and gin mind) but would never have a pint. And neither do her mates. Its as strange as a bloke getting a half IMO.
     
  15. Billy2Sheds

    Billy2Sheds Midfield

    Unless a half a Henry
     
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  16. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    :lol:
     
  17. Farmers ?
     
  18. errant

    errant Striker

    questionable taste... chris makin was hanging out the back of her man....

    before my time, but i think i've seen old photos of the haymarket bus station and there was a shity looking newcastle brewery's pub roughly where the junction is now (which in itself is a rough shit hole in my opinion - docked extra marks for their massive mags flag they fly too)....
     
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  19. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    Well some are but generally all sizes. Strange isn’t it? I find the idea of lasses drinking halves somewhat quaint. I thought it had died out in the 90s. Lasses drinking real ale now - that’s definitely the mark of a wrang un
     
  20. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Ales vary greatly Dave lad. But If we entertain that thought for a second, id rather a trim, none rough, half drinking wrong un.

    Anyway, I dont want to join the masses in knocking you. I dont want you to change. Ever.
     
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