Newcastle Pub Crawl ideas (again)

duff_man

Striker
Growing up is a fictional concept invented by boring fuckers whose lasses stopped them playing out when they met them.


Keep up with me then. If I go on a date with a lass, they get the exact same pub crawl I’d do with my mates. No point having a lass if she’s going to cripple your nights out with her snail like drinking.
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Dave Herbal

Striker
I can’t imagine there are many people jealous of you Dave with all due respect
Nobody will admit to it, that’s all.

One can only presume they're all a bit rough round the edges and/or carrying a good bit of timber? None of my close mates have lasses who sup pints like. I find it a bit weird tbh but each to their own.
That’s a bit presumptuous innit? They days of halves for the lady went out the window when equality became a thing. It’s bottle, shorts or pints now. Mind, the vast majority of lasses I know are ex students or ladettes anyway.
 
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dangermows

Striker
Nobody will admit to it, that’s all.


That’s a bit presumptuous innit? They days of halves for the lady went out the window when equality became a thing. It’s bottle, shorts or pints now. Mind, the vast majority of lasses I know are ex students or ladettes anyway.
So are these lasses neither rough or chunky? If not, then I have been proven wrong and I apologise.

Im also just speaking as I find. Our lass was a student and likes the odd real ale (favours red wine and gin mind) but would never have a pint. And neither do her mates. Its as strange as a bloke getting a half IMO.
 

errant

Striker
Other than Mel Sykes and her boddingtons tash
questionable taste... chris makin was hanging out the back of her man....

did there used to be another pub at the bus station- maybe where M&S is now. i may be imagining it but there is something in the back of my mind- rough as well as well.
before my time, but i think i've seen old photos of the haymarket bus station and there was a shity looking newcastle brewery's pub roughly where the junction is now (which in itself is a rough shit hole in my opinion - docked extra marks for their massive mags flag they fly too)....
 
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Dave Herbal

Striker
So are these lasses neither rough or chunky? If not, then I have been proven wrong and I apologise.

Im also just speaking as I find. Our lass was a student and likes the odd real ale (favours red wine and gin mind) but would never have a pint. And neither do her mates. Its as strange as a bloke getting a half IMO.
Well some are but generally all sizes. Strange isn’t it? I find the idea of lasses drinking halves somewhat quaint. I thought it had died out in the 90s. Lasses drinking real ale now - that’s definitely the mark of a wrang un
 

dangermows

Striker
Well some are but generally all sizes. Strange isn’t it? I find the idea of lasses drinking halves somewhat quaint. I thought it had died out in the 90s. Lasses drinking real ale now - that’s definitely the mark of a wrang un
Ales vary greatly Dave lad. But If we entertain that thought for a second, id rather a trim, none rough, half drinking wrong un.

Anyway, I dont want to join the masses in knocking you. I dont want you to change. Ever.
 

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