Newcastle have received a phone call

[cheeses of nazereth]

They'll nick owt them lot!

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[Al Bundy]

I think the broadband is still broken on Tyneside.

Still using dial up , the backward tossers!

 

[hypersonic]

Is the "Giant" not that bloke to the bottom right with his arms up? He is clearly ginormous compared to the other average size people around him.

Literally holding the roof up there.

 

[HeedBoy87]

Love these fuckers as rivals. So much entertainment

Right back at ya Marra ! X

 

[davoak]

gravy tits likes this @Barboza dh9

 

[Donnybrook]

I could suffer the (unts going to Wembley for the 1st time if they lose the play offs .

 

[Safc88]

The f***ing dafts kernts

 

[Tin Soldier]

Deluded,Arrogant,Embarrassing and generally hated by most football fans around the country the useless bunch of sackless fuckwits

 

[The Archer]

It was a wrong number.

They meant to phone Aston Villa who have won 19 leagues/fa cups/league cups. Not to mention a European cup.

 

[Secret Visage]

Complete and utter f*ckwits.

 

[Dilligaf60]

This is why half the world hates them. f***ing clowns

I'd hazard a guess it's more than half old chap.

 

[prica's crown]

It was a wrong number.

They meant to phone Aston Villa who have won 19 leagues/fa cups/league cups. Not to mention a European cup.

respect @Cridge

Thoi sent the town down didn't thoi?

 

[Dilligaf60]

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Oh dear, how unfortunate. Yet another embarrassing attempt at self promotion in a long line of embarrassing attempts at self promotion gone horrifically wrong. Big headed gobshites, I sincerely hope they get pezzled in every game they play, the insufferable cretins.

 

[Confucius]

well They Might be Giants

You're in the Sports direct and a shite pitch
Who watches over you
A load of shit houses in that hole
Not to put too fine a point on it
SAFC are the bee in your bonnet
A load of shit houses in that hole

I could rival Gary Barlow and Elton John, me

 

[Dilligaf60]

"fans of man utd, arsenal, city and so on all sit back with fond smiles and a twinkle in their eye as they relish the rebirth of the worlds favourite football nation"

Writes Lee Ryder

F**k me rigid. I thought I'd heard it all. Tell me he didn't really say that and you made it up.

 

[Wise Man Says]

The Premier League misses the iconic gates, so iconic they're stuck on a wall.

 

[Dilligaf60]

" The Geordie nation are a different breed to your normal fan- arriving in their droves, their good natured banter and salt of the earth knowledge of all things football makes them a popular set of away fans, taking over each city with songs, romancing the local women and cheering on their heroes as the likes of Jackie Milburn, Sir Bobby Robson and Hughie Gallagher's ghosts look down proudly.
With Mitro set to net 25+ and Europe on the cards, Benitez gives a tearful thumbs up to the giant apparitions in the sky"

So it's you that ghost writes his articles. I knew he wasn't smart enough to accomplish it on his own.

 

[Banks]

So thatll be why they keep going down because there so heavy

 

[HarrogateMackem]

 

[Wayne The Punk]

" The Geordie nation are a different breed to your normal fan- arriving in their droves, their good natured banter and salt of the earth knowledge of all things football makes them a popular set of away fans, taking over each city with songs, romancing the local women and cheering on their heroes as the likes of Jackie Milburn, Sir Bobby Robson and Hughie Gallagher's ghosts look down proudly.
With Mitro set to net 25+ and Europe on the cards, Benitez gives a tearful thumbs up to the giant apparitions in the sky"

Where in f***ing hell is that from?