Newcastle have received a phone call

[Sweeper]

It's going to be hard to keep selling the Premier League as the "best league in the world" if one of its "giants" hasn't won anything for 50 years.

 

[Rupert The Fridge]

They are the most cringeworthy fuckers in the whole of Christendom.

 

[Keawyeds]

I'd love it if they didn't get promoted.

Love it.

Reading and Huddersfield are only 6 and 7 points behind them so it's not impossible that they implode right at the end and end up in the play offs!

 

[viccarlton]

The majority of fans in this country, if you speak to them, think they're an absolute embarrassment.

This is correct, I know it sounds like small minded bollocks from us but I have yet to speak to another football fan that has anything good to say about them.

 

[fredthefan]

The fuckwit factory called.
Someone left the gate open.

 

[Black Cat Gypsy]

It's a typo. It should say 'They want its giant laughing stock back!'

 

[Giddup Sausage!]

Giants? Of what? What we have missed?

They've been relegated more times than they have won anything in the last 10 or so years..

Giants

 

[Coeus]

"fans of man utd, arsenal, city and so on all sit back with fond smiles and a twinkle in their eye as they relish the rebirth of the worlds favourite football nation"

Writes Lee Ryder

Parody?

 

[Bear]

Ugh. It's that busy handful of idiots again.

 

[prica's crown]

Parody?

yes, but im expecting something similar from him , especially if they sneak the title

 

[Coeus]

yes, but im expecting something similar from him , especially if they sneak the title

Its exactly the type of shite he would write seriously, bravo.

 

[gipetto]

Aye, let's talk about empty seats !

You had lots of them last season

The only reason yours aren't empty is because your fat sweaty meff fans take up two seats each

 

[Space Hopper]

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[jaycee1878]

They smell of gravy and wave primark shoes above their heads,RSPCA hating meffs

 

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

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What giant?

 

[beam1234]

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I was wondering whether that mag standing up was supposed to be a giant then realised with mild ridicule that they were referring to themselves. 6IAR

 

[G Force]

Love these fuckers as rivals. So much entertainment

 

[Tomma]

Someone ring back and tell whoever called that it doesn't look like Villa will be promoted.

 

[Latka Gravas]

I think the waist bands are still broken on Tyneside.

Tidied

 

[prica's crown]

Its exactly the type of shite he would write seriously, bravo.

" The Geordie nation are a different breed to your normal fan- arriving in their droves, their good natured banter and salt of the earth knowledge of all things football makes them a popular set of away fans, taking over each city with songs, romancing the local women and cheering on their heroes as the likes of Jackie Milburn, Sir Bobby Robson and Hughie Gallagher's ghosts look down proudly.
With Mitro set to net 25+ and Europe on the cards, Benitez gives a tearful thumbs up to the giant apparitions in the sky"