Newcastle FC

[Jorrd93]

We’ve just got the news we’ve all been waiting for and you’re worrying about them mutants

 

[Deleted member 25315]

I think he will be a major flop, bradley weight-Phillips is like Sergio Aguero in that league. The standard is awful and the style wholly different.

Is Darren Huckerby still banging in 30 a season over there?

 

[ODIN]

20 mil on a lad who has been playing in a shite league is a huge gamble IMO

 

[Fetch Fletch]

And how comes he's speaking foreign when he's been playing in America for a few years.

Lazy kernt. Will flop imo

Thinks he fits in.

 

[sir rowell cummins]

Norimla

 

[Bladecat]

How come every player who signs for the skunks looks like you could punch them full on in the face?

The horse punchers will hopefully want to when he turns out to be bang average

 

[TheOutcast]

Looks like that gadgey off Men in Black whose a alien and they blow his heed off in the shop imo

 

[PhilSAFC]

20 million for a mls player is truly staggering business. He must be very very good at that price.

 

[Ashley In!!]

Is Darren Huckerby still banging in 30 a season over there?

George Best is.

 

[Richie K]

How come every player who signs for the skunks looks like you could punch them full on in the face?

Great shout mate, definitely in the running for post of the night!!

 

[Larza]

He’ll be playing for Newcastle blue star next year

 

[0321safc]

20 mil on a lad playing in a shite league is a huge gamble IMO

Probably the biggest gamble in the history of the premier league. Can’t recall such a big fee before for a player in a sub-standard league. There’s been major flops like Schevchenko but at the time many pundits thought he was a good signing, and he was signed from a European league.

 

[West_Winger]

He looked devastated to be there on sky sports, where the fuck has my agent sent me

They showed him the sights first. Benwell. Walker. Kenton. All the top tourist attractions.

 

[Keith S30S]

Played 12 times for Paraguay, no goals. That's the level I'd judge him on. Rooney is the king of the MLS, finished over here.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Manchester Manchester

Eeee f***ing hell

 

[Deleted member 25315]

Did we pay for his flight? - Usual crack from the witless twats

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

We’ve just got the news we’ve all been waiting for and you’re worrying about them mutants

No mate just seen him on SSN and wanted to launch myself at the telly at his smarmy face

 

[ODIN]

Probably the biggest gamble in the history of the premier league. Can’t recall such a big fee before for a player in a sub-standard league. There’s been major flops like Schevchenko but at the time many pundits thought he was a good signing, and he was signed from a European league.

Massive gulf in class between mls and premier league!

 

[KeefBeer]

Skinny little runt.
First "welcome to the Premiership" crunching tackle and that will be him out until next season.

 

[Deano]

Sounds like a Spanish make of car.

"The new Seat Almiron..."

I always thought that Arsenal keeper Almunia sounded like a Nissan