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[Roker Mackem]

Im sure its just us lot doing it for laugh... how do they keep a straight face?

 

[Bladecat]

I thought that was going to be a new version of the 12 days of xmas.

On the first day of protest, the true Mags sent to me,
A funeral and some gravy,
On the second day of protest the true Mags sent to me,
Two punched horses and a funeral and some gravy,
On the third day of protest, the true Mags sent to me,
Three smashed up seats, two punched horses and a funeral and some gravy

 

[Sneech]

They really are the gift that keeps on giving. There are huge swathes of fans who really believe things like the "fill your basket up online at Sports Direct to fuck up their stock levels" shit and believe everything that they read* in the magedia. Last season I had 3 lads at work tell me that the Amanda whatsherface takeover was "done" because they'd seen pictures of one of her entourage leaving a restaurant punching a horse


*have read to them by their 32 year old grandma

 

[Bacchus]

Bloody hell, surely the idea with protests is for them to evolve, to do different things so that they continue to get coverage. "And in other news Newcastle fans shouted at a shop but, get this, this time it was a different shop" isn't really going to cut it. Still if it keeps them from punching horses for a bit I'm all for it

Bless the horses

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Eyes down for a full house.

On it's own the world famous... Number9

Last time the mags won a trophy... 55

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7, 11, 23, 28, 42 and 47 - Chinese delivered for one

 

[janey]

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I think a sit in silence for a game on Sky would have some impact. No noise or clapping for 90 minutes other than at the end of the half and full time. Show Ashley has sucked the life out of the club???

That’s not a protest though it’s just match day

 

[Bacchus]

Im sure its just us lot doing it for laugh... how do they keep a straight face?

Because any one who questions them is bouycoutted and just divint understandz the nayshun

 

[Taffyduck]

They really are the gift that keeps on giving. There are huge swathes of fans who really believe things like the "fill your basket up online at Sports Direct to fuck up their stock levels" shit and believe everything that they read* in the magedia. Last season I had 3 lads at work tell me that the Amanda whatsherface takeover was "done" because they'd seen pictures of one of her entourage leaving a restaurant punching the air


*have read to them by their 32 year old grandma

Probably finding the deal was dead

f***ing barmy bastards

 

[Roker Mackem]

That’s not a protest though it’s just match day

Beat you to it a few pages back man

 

[Mary Hinge]

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I think a sit in silence for a game on Sky would have some impact. No noise or clapping for 90 minutes other than at the end of the half and full time. Show Ashley has sucked the life out of the club???

Do that fire drill shoite like when we knock the third in.....

 

[andyj73]

That’s not a protest though it’s just match day

.. Yes, and they still get to boo at half and full time, so nowt's changed ..

 

[magnum]

Absolute Wankers.

✌.

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

I think Short was way worse than Ashley but I don't remember us protesting. TBF any knacker on here who came up with that as an idea would have been serially abused and then probably blocked by the Mods. I've run out of words to describe just how bad the Mags are ...

 

[becs]

1 shithole,
2 hours,
200 people,
400 pints of pisswater
And an unknown amount of gravy stains later.

The mags grand plan is to shout at a different shop.

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There WILL be a protest opposite the club shop at St James’ Park (over the road) before the Arsenal game on Saturday 15 September. Further details to come, but we’d love you to join us. We need your support.

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POPCORN AT THE READY

I like the way they need opposite explaining as over the road

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

Not sure what we have done to deserve them as neighbours. They are f***ing hilarious, only safc could be having a factory reset and them lot are pulling their wires out to try and be the same.

 

[reginald_molehusband]

f***ing hell, we mobilised 3000 people to turn up for a demo, and you lot couldn't even hold a banner up between you as you sunk into the 3rd division, pathetic.....and now you're monitoring our fan meetings

Howay lads, some sort of perspective please!

 

[Confucius]

I like the way they need opposite explaining as over the road

Was thinking the same, but then realised who they were dealing with. Had they said opposite the shop, the thick fucks would have gathered in the middle of the road.

 

[KNGHTHOOD]

Monty Python couldn't think up these comical scripts.
Although no, I'm wrong I could imagine Monty Python squad shouting at a shop. Wellies on, knotted hankies on their heads.

 

[x ALiEN 8]

f***ing backward mongrel ***** the lot of them. I think the Tyne's polluted with lovely gravy and they can't stop drinking. I'm expecting a black n white (with brown stains) zombie apocalypse any time now

 

[mick8970]

Was thinking the same, but then realised who they were dealing with. Had they said opposite the shop, the thick fucks would have gathered in the middle of the road.