Newcastle fc

[KNGHTHOOD]

Imagine how boring it would be if we didn't have this merry band of fuckwits as our rivals

Got to admit they cheer my days up. You ask yourself how the hell can grown adults be that fu**ing thick.

 

[Aituk7]

Imagine how boring it would be if we didn't have this merry band of fuckwits as our rivals

 

[nelford_safc]

Fat mag knackers stink.

 

[Roker Mackem]

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I think a sit in silence

Theyve been doing that for about 10 years?!

 

[Deleted member 26022]

 

[SydneyFan]

It'll probly finish with the usual....

Our rafa,
Who art on Tyneside,
Desperate be they name,
When the seasons done,
The champions league will come,
but for now we'll settle for seventh,
Give us this day Mike Ashleys head.
And forgive us our horse punches,
As we forgive those who lost six in a row,
And lead us straight into relegation,
Please deliver us to Stavely.
For ours is the barcodes and the stains of the gravy...
Amen.

Gerld

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

Bloody hell, surely the idea with protests is for them to evolve, to do different things so that they continue to get coverage. "And in other news Newcastle fans shouted at a shop but, get this, this time it was a different shop" isn't really going to cut it. Still if it keeps them from punching horses for a bit I'm all for it

 

[iansun]

Got to love them for the free entertainment

 

[Taffyduck]

Wtf

 

[Bears Beets]

1 shithole,
2 hours,
200 people,
400 pints of pisswater
And an unknown amount of gravy stains later.

The mags grand plan is to shout at a different shop.

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There WILL be a protest opposite the club shop at St James’ Park (over the road) before the Arsenal game on Saturday 15 September. Further details to come, but we’d love you to join us. We need your support.

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POPCORN AT THE READY

They should make this into a tv series.

 

[hank evans]

We are underestimating what this is going to achieve. I mean I thought it was actually fuck all, but it’s going to bring smiles to faces nationwide as people point and laugh at these fuckwits

 

[Slow joe]

Absolutely bonkers.

 

[Aituk7]

They should make this into a tv series.

Genius!!

 

[robbied1]

It will be woolworths next week

 

[Ale taster]

Eyes down for a full house.

On it's own the world famous... Number9

Last time the mags won a trophy... 55

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[Taffyduck]

Absolutely bonkers.

Who the fuck shouts at shops man oh wait.....the mags can !!

 

[Bacchus]

it actually happened

 

[Snaggletooth]

If only they could find a shop that sold horses.....there really would be hell on.

 

[TopCat]

They really are the gift that keeps on giving. There are huge swathes of fans who really believe things like the "fill your basket up online at Sports Direct to fuck up their stock levels" shit and believe everything that they read* in the magedia. Last season I had 3 lads at work tell me that the Amanda whatsherface takeover was "done" because they'd seen pictures of one of her entourage leaving a restaurant punching the air


*have read to them by their 32 year old grandma

 

[Sneech]

Under Mike Ashley's careful stewardship of the club the debt has doubled and all revenue streams apart from TV money (which he has no influence over) have decreased. But aye he's running it really well otherwise

So the debt has doubled and you lot want him to splash out more on players?

Riiiiiiiight